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somelameo

Park City, UT

Member Since 2003

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Sunday Jan 22, 2006

Jan 22, 2006
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Cross your fingers and think smooth thoughts for me; I have a chance to get a date. With luck, I might not fuck it up.

Remember how you always used to think I had tons of potential to not be so damn pathetic and maybe even pretty cool if I just "..."? (I still don't know what those ellipses might stand for.) Well, if you have any good ideas (even including expanded "cool and tough"-type mantras), now would be a great time to throw those my way. I sure could use 'em.

Thanks in advance to anyone who read this far, and print this out and bring it as a coupon for head if you actually give me any advice that helps me get some.
maximillian:
You know, I always thought you were cool.

Also, go watch The Tao of Steve. It's a good movie, and also has some good advice for gettin' some.
Feb 5, 2006

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