somelameo

Cross your fingers and think smooth thoughts for me; I have a chance to get a date. With luck, I might not fuck it up.

Remember how you always used to think I had tons of potential to not be so damn pathetic and maybe even pretty cool if I just "..."? (I still don't know what those ellipses might stand for.) Well, if you have any good ideas (even including expanded "cool and tough"-type mantras), now would be a great time to throw those my way. I sure could use 'em.

Thanks in advance to anyone who read this far, and print this out and bring it as a coupon for head if you actually give me any advice that helps me get some.