Turn that fucking radio off!
I like music. With this like, I desire new music constantly to refresh my musical enjoyment. I started listening to the radio as far back I can remember. By listening to those god awful oldies stations that collectively play the same 50 songs over and over again with middle aged people loving it because it reminds them of I time when their lives werent meaningless.
When I started listening to the radio on stations I liked, I was in 7th grade. I had a decent relationship with normal FM radio till a few years ago when I developed a general loathing for the entire human population. I started to notice a few burning idiosyncrasies about good old FM radio:
1) They play the same Billboard Top 50 songs and that is it. Sure, I liked the new Incubus song until I heard it 27 times in the span of one day for three weeks straight.
2) One word that corporate public FM stations cant get a handle on is diversity. Gee, I am so glad that Linkin Park wrote a whole CD just for radio play and sold out more than Blink-182. I thought I wasnt going to make it through the month without a new written for radio Stained song. How about you is such a quality song!
3) There is also a reason I dont listen to AM radio. I dont like dumb cunts forcing their own personal beliefs and under-toned agendas in my face when I am trying to relax. I also dont like the meaningless talking that is going on. BUT, FM radio has taken it upon themselves to liberate our minds with their relentless, mind-numbing wit! When the local female DJ in my area has the Daily stretch and simulates moaning during a sexual encounter, it makes me glad that I paid $1000 for my car stereo system so I can observe such utter quality.
So I'm thinking about getting satellite radio. At first I hated the idea, why the piss should I have to pay for radio? I soon completely changed my opinion within one hour of listening. The Unit displays the names of the song and who sings it unlike FM radio. They, half the time, forget to even remotely mention what song they just played. Oh ya, and I am missing out on 5 minutes of commercials every 15 minutes of actual music FM radio plays.
I was listening to the FM radio this morning and heard a 60 second ad about how Satellite radio is so bad and needs to die. How cute, I am sure that Clear Channel is presenting a complete un-bias factual ad. I mean, why would this company have to lie about and misrepresent its competition?
They claimed What happens if you have the satellite radio on and your nine-year-olds soccer teams gets in the car before you had time to change the channel and they heard cuss words on the radio?! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I think everything in the world should be now suitable for children. Adults must have no rights, because think about the children! Porn is offensive; swearing is offensive; seeing any skin on a woman is offensive; sexuality is disgusting; saying a bad word must be outlawed. I mean, fucking think about it, if your child heard the word Shit or Fuck on the radio or TV, they will obliviously become immoral violent sadist killer rapist Nazis that have pre-martial sex and drink! Then again, Clear Channel gives the OK for its DJs to simulate sexual moans on the radio. Because if they do it, its ok for nine-year-olds to listen, but not big bad satellite radio, who are just out to rape and pillage the minds of our ever so innocent youths.
This was just a small example of the current Everything must be suitable for children tend up and coming in the US. Turning off offensive radio and TV shows is far too complicated for todays America. Why do anything when the government can do it for you? Instead of monitoring your own little ignorant offspring, you have the government do it. Who cares if they rip apart the first amendment while they do it, at least you get to continue to steal oxygen from trees.
That was really two rants in one, but fuck you.
I like music. With this like, I desire new music constantly to refresh my musical enjoyment. I started listening to the radio as far back I can remember. By listening to those god awful oldies stations that collectively play the same 50 songs over and over again with middle aged people loving it because it reminds them of I time when their lives werent meaningless.
When I started listening to the radio on stations I liked, I was in 7th grade. I had a decent relationship with normal FM radio till a few years ago when I developed a general loathing for the entire human population. I started to notice a few burning idiosyncrasies about good old FM radio:
1) They play the same Billboard Top 50 songs and that is it. Sure, I liked the new Incubus song until I heard it 27 times in the span of one day for three weeks straight.
2) One word that corporate public FM stations cant get a handle on is diversity. Gee, I am so glad that Linkin Park wrote a whole CD just for radio play and sold out more than Blink-182. I thought I wasnt going to make it through the month without a new written for radio Stained song. How about you is such a quality song!
3) There is also a reason I dont listen to AM radio. I dont like dumb cunts forcing their own personal beliefs and under-toned agendas in my face when I am trying to relax. I also dont like the meaningless talking that is going on. BUT, FM radio has taken it upon themselves to liberate our minds with their relentless, mind-numbing wit! When the local female DJ in my area has the Daily stretch and simulates moaning during a sexual encounter, it makes me glad that I paid $1000 for my car stereo system so I can observe such utter quality.
So I'm thinking about getting satellite radio. At first I hated the idea, why the piss should I have to pay for radio? I soon completely changed my opinion within one hour of listening. The Unit displays the names of the song and who sings it unlike FM radio. They, half the time, forget to even remotely mention what song they just played. Oh ya, and I am missing out on 5 minutes of commercials every 15 minutes of actual music FM radio plays.
I was listening to the FM radio this morning and heard a 60 second ad about how Satellite radio is so bad and needs to die. How cute, I am sure that Clear Channel is presenting a complete un-bias factual ad. I mean, why would this company have to lie about and misrepresent its competition?
They claimed What happens if you have the satellite radio on and your nine-year-olds soccer teams gets in the car before you had time to change the channel and they heard cuss words on the radio?! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I think everything in the world should be now suitable for children. Adults must have no rights, because think about the children! Porn is offensive; swearing is offensive; seeing any skin on a woman is offensive; sexuality is disgusting; saying a bad word must be outlawed. I mean, fucking think about it, if your child heard the word Shit or Fuck on the radio or TV, they will obliviously become immoral violent sadist killer rapist Nazis that have pre-martial sex and drink! Then again, Clear Channel gives the OK for its DJs to simulate sexual moans on the radio. Because if they do it, its ok for nine-year-olds to listen, but not big bad satellite radio, who are just out to rape and pillage the minds of our ever so innocent youths.
This was just a small example of the current Everything must be suitable for children tend up and coming in the US. Turning off offensive radio and TV shows is far too complicated for todays America. Why do anything when the government can do it for you? Instead of monitoring your own little ignorant offspring, you have the government do it. Who cares if they rip apart the first amendment while they do it, at least you get to continue to steal oxygen from trees.
That was really two rants in one, but fuck you.
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xatreyux:
i went to school YAY!
leena1:
...video killed the radio star...