Friday Jul 12, 2002

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Sad boy today

As per request, Dia...you are now a speeding Death Angel with huge booms a blastin and bodies a flyin (that's me by the way)

It gets released as soon as we make the film...so let's get crackin!
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biohazyrd:
you my friend are strange, keep on rockin in the Weird world.
liquid29:
Gas masks? Wait a minute, am i not the only one here into that? This is something I should've been notified about sooner! Anyhow, Reign Of Fire, yeah, what you said was pretty on point, but I will say this for the flick: It avoided the typical bullshit ending wehere there's a perfect plan and all goes well until one single element fails. Then you have 15 minutes of the cooler hero breathing hard, racing around anf saving the weaker hero and/or heroine using tactics even a movie can't take seriously. And McConaughey looked fucking badass. So, you gotta give it that....right?

Thursday Jul 11, 2002

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For close quarter assault one might assume the best method for target annihilation would be the Buck Intrepid 1 Chisel point survival knife. This is a common mistake in the fields and can thwart the very success of the mission should the event unfold where the form fitted Kydex sheath subtly reveals your location by means of a low decibel sound.
Through personal practice Ive...
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dia:
Yeah, and I want your job. I know Photoshop well, in fact, you can't tell from my pictures, but I'm really a 75-year old Laotian man. And I burn your effigy daily in my fervor. I do want your job. And I want to be in a video game. I also want a breakfast cereal, but it would taste like death and dye the milk black and no one would ever buy it, so hahaha, that would go big with the kids. You'd have to throw live bunnies in it or something to get anyone to buy Dia: the Breakfast Cereal. Now Dia: the Video Game, that would be cool. See, whatcha could do is you could have this chick, she wears pigtails and funny stuff, like yesterday, well shit, I slept in it, so I'm still half wearing it... I had a turquoise doo rag on my head with my hair pinned up and a lot of mardi gras beads and this turquoise stripped cropped top (which was maddening this Swiss boy, Swiss Chris), and some Candies and some lowrider jeans that were sort of falling off anyways with a studded belt. I had HOT pink lipstick on and BRIGHT aqua eyeshadow. So you could make me wear that, it was good for a video game. And I could have a black, retro, velvet tube dress for changing into. My weapon of choice would be... well you pick, you're better with weaponry then me... but something kick ass, and really visceral, and also, hallucinogenic stun gun darts that make the bad guys walk into trees and hump meters, and some type of overally attractive throwing star. Then I need a car. Please. For God's sake, it must be sleek. And have excellent steering. So I guess the premise of the game is a bit boggy, but who cares, I want to look cute, kill everyone, drive a lot, have big swords and guns, lots of death, domukons, hallucinating villains, pink fuzzy bunnies, and something BIG and FLASHY at the end. And I want a neat, cheesy, happyhardcore soundtrack, interspersed with Phil Collins singing that one song, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oooh Laaawd...." whenever the scene changes to some big bad guy meeting. Yeah! Yeah! BLING!BLINGITY!BLING!

killdiakill.

haha. We should talk. I got your email. I need to actually reply! smile I didn't displace it. It just needs a fork and a knife.
marla:
Chuck wrote a new book all about the dirty dirty city of Portland that will come out in a month I think and lullaby is coming out in september. I was so antisocial from being in a room crammed with people that when I finally got him to sign I couldn't think of anything to say and just smiled.

Wednesday Jul 10, 2002

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What's black and blue and HATES sex?


the 6 year old in my trunk
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fith:

my favorite:
whats the worst part about having sex with an 6 year old?

cleaning the blood off the clown suit.
penelopelee:
holy fuck. that's my new favourite joke.

Wednesday Jul 10, 2002

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VIETNAM: 2002.
32degrees latitude 112 degrees longitude.
Condition: Dry heat approx 176 degrees celsius

Patient's name: Kai of Qing Tao
Patient's condition: suicidal, homicidal, pessimistic, etc

Log entry:
Day some odd million in this pit....Johnny's dead I think. Charlie...with his angels. I'm the last one. The final true cowboy. Undermined, refine...cytoplasm....
reticulo...endo....thelial....failing.....God...let it all end! The troops aren't coming are they? oath....nevermore. it all ends...
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marla:
how did I not see you before? there are so many many members.... I pick through them and eventually come to you and realise I have to read *all* of your journals. I want your job, btw.
digdug:
Man, I can't believe you haven't heard of Nurse With Wound. I think they are right up your alley. They are pretty experimental and freeform. They can be both noisy and minimal. Influences run from free jazz to Kraftwerk to Throbbing Gristle. They are pretty interesting and I guess pretty arty. There are a lot of stuff on the web, like artistdirect.com, but here is their site:

http://www.brainwashed.com/nww/

Hope you like em

Tuesday Jul 09, 2002

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Growl. He does as he stared into the bleak, parched sky made of desolation and angst.....
You know. I think I just might have to leave. It's not worth the money. It's not worth the fame. I have such a deep anchor to this place that it makes this nonchalant soul care about something unnatural.
I love my job... but if it keeps me here...
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dieseldawg8:
Lemme put it this way...

I gots no fuckin' clue what you speak of above...

But the bottom line is you gots to do whats best for you mah man...

Sometimes you gots to burns da bridges... and sometimes you might be lucky enough to not have to.

But if you feel that this shit is keeping you down or that it will keep you down on a permanent basis...

Than all you can really say... is
Fuck It...

Do what you got to do and try to stay objective...

(if they are your "friends" and not merely your co-workers or associates or whatever the case may be, then they will understand and hopefully in the end respect you for it).

Rock on chief.
ludavico2002:
sounds similar to a predicament i was in when i left my last job (minus perhaps fame) ...
the company i was at was ... well, hell on earth ... by the end i was totally burned and made up my mind that something hadd to be done ... and i also felt bad about getting a replacement , subjecting some other poor soul to the misery i was trying to escape ... but ultimately i decided to do both the survivalist thing (and professional, thing too).

its just hard to see past the groove you're in most of the time ... but thanfully the worlds big enough to allow for new beginnings, or at least that's been my experience so far ...

Monday Jul 08, 2002

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So I return to the nexxxus of doom...

I had an outstanding trip home full of extreme adventure and no sleep whatsoever.

On the otherwise useless 4th of july I was thoroughly entertained by a truly magnificent vixen who's sheer beauty lies unsurpassed by most, if not all beings I normally encounter. As I come to discover, she's in fact- a porn star. So the...
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chaosmonkey:
Thanks for the kind words, sol. I guess I just need to shut my hoohaw and be happy. Yeah? Yeah.
xenos:
"Solisis sed:
I'll shut up now. I probably just made the list of people you want to kill."


Nah, no killing today. yer right anyway. I do meet ppl on occasionally, but I have a hard time for a couple reasons:
A) I work at night (10p-6a)
B) I'm broke
C) Up until about 2 weeks ago, i was involved in a rather engrossing and time consuming realtionship-thingie
D) I have this overriding feeling that nobody would wanna talk to me anyway (But it's all in my head, right? RIGHT????)

Sounds like you had an awesome weekend, wish I could have a couple like that. Who knows... mebbe this weekend will be good.

xen0s

Tuesday Jul 02, 2002

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Bryon- Call amy and find out where to meet then leave a message on my machine
415-929-0848
The machine says aaron's phone but I assure you its my number
I have to pick up claudia in LA so we'll probably be late since I'm certain she isn't ready yet.
Good thing I'm typing this here since the whole world can see it and prank call...
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avanttard:
This is too much pressure. You're not supposed to TELL someone to prank call you! I was all ready to do it until you encouraged it. Now I just can't come up with anything. Poop.
lola:
I would love to grab that analogue bubblebath from you sometime...problem is i'm almost never on aim...maybe i'll try to be on more often!

Tuesday Jul 02, 2002

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This day sheds light in abundance for the dark bane of my very being runs as great torrents- away, far away in the rear view mirror as I traverse the mighty distance home....so far from this nadir of culture and delight.
To San Francisco I send warning. Let those light of heart be hidden in the grain. Let those in fear of change stand quaking...
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dia:
Armageddon much? Pic? PIC! PIC???

I hear something, like a vast field of crumbling...

Monday Jul 01, 2002

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Another boy might not recognize this
Day as anything peculiar.
Often disregarded as a general fluxuation,
Reset or dismissal of one's condition.
Ephemerally speaking this is....

Don't get me wrong. I still despise every
Inkling of Tucson...yet something's different...
Alas, my will to live returns.
dia:
You are now officially a member of my secret ninjitsu underground elite crime ring. We swear the oath and it can never be broken.

Saturday Jun 29, 2002

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Lost: 1 Will to live
if found return to solisis
reward

Wanted to buy: will to live...might need 2
contact solisis

Wanted for borrow: 1 python .44 revolver and 1 .44 calibur bullet. must be picked up by owner after use
if able to lend contact solisis

For sale: 1 carcass for scientific experimentation. No head. Buyer accepts "as is". cash up front- bodie must...
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dia:
Wait, you knew I was a Bond Girl, the 4th Charlies Angel and a professional hired assassin, right? Ie. your fantasy is hot, so so hot.
joyrider:
good choice on the puccini. cut the tape there. fuck the denouement.
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