I can only imagine anal intercourse as being about as satisfying as what is commonly referred to as TAKING A SHIT
This is due strictly to the fact that TAKING A SHIT involves nothing more, really, than expelling from the human organism a phallus-shaped piece of solid waste discharge.
By participating in anal intercourse, one is experiencing a phallus- what is commonly referred to as a DICK, or a PENIS, respectively- in their anus, which is also commonly referred to as their ASSHOLE. This Phallus is plunged into the anus, whivh is also commonly referred to as the RECTUM, and then withdrawn; this occurs several times. That is, enough times required for the male penetrating said asshole with his penis reaches what is commonly referred to as CLIMAX. See also ORGASM. Which, incidentally, is the ultimate goal in any kind of sexual intercourse.
This is due strictly to the fact that TAKING A SHIT involves nothing more, really, than expelling from the human organism a phallus-shaped piece of solid waste discharge.
By participating in anal intercourse, one is experiencing a phallus- what is commonly referred to as a DICK, or a PENIS, respectively- in their anus, which is also commonly referred to as their ASSHOLE. This Phallus is plunged into the anus, whivh is also commonly referred to as the RECTUM, and then withdrawn; this occurs several times. That is, enough times required for the male penetrating said asshole with his penis reaches what is commonly referred to as CLIMAX. See also ORGASM. Which, incidentally, is the ultimate goal in any kind of sexual intercourse.
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but why can't she love me specifically? I am good husband material! I would make her tea! She would have nice babies! I would never stop fucking her! I would ask "Are you cold, sweetness?" and get her a blanket!
That is real love, my powerful little pal!
Eeeeaarrrgh!
You have a poetic way of speaking, by the way. Kudos.
Potato!