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Thursday Jul 11, 2002

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For close quarter assault one might assume the best method for target annihilation would be the Buck Intrepid 1 Chisel point survival knife. This is a common mistake in the fields and can thwart the very success of the mission should the event unfold where the form fitted Kydex sheath subtly reveals your location by means of a low decibel sound.
Through personal practice Ive discovered the indisputable superiority of the Ka-Bar D2-7 Impact combat knife. Its partially serrated edge offers vastly superior lateral epidermal separation control. Having laser cut D2 steel, heat treated to a rockwell hardness of 59-60 with a 20 degree sharpness on both sides of the blade, this marvel of edged weaponry offers not only military grade performance but includes top quality aesthetics.
Another common flaw in the assailants tactics might be the anatomic target selected for appropriate assassination. Ive found the most obvious to be the jugular vein located just below the dorsal cavity. However, through the many years of hired selective civilian elimination Ive unearthed an amazing satisfaction in the writhing progression of an artful demise. Say, for example, you decide to sever the Calcaneal (aka Achilles) Tendon. Aside from the unbridled shreaking of the victim you should soon discover how effective this action is for immobilization. A clean cut through the Vastus Intermedius M located just below the pevlic line assists in the overall domination of the given target.
One must not procrastinate. The art is but a moment in time and should be accomplished in a matter of moves (usually 3-7) dispensed over a reasonable timeframe (7-10 seconds). Any more and it would be brute murder and absent of finesse. The virtuoso of assassin artistry can completely dissect the ventrical cavity of a middle weight adult in under 40 seconds. I suggest practicing this on missions outside of those commissioned so as to avoid displeasing the ephemeral employer.
Good luck, and Good hunting!
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dia:
Yeah, and I want your job. I know Photoshop well, in fact, you can't tell from my pictures, but I'm really a 75-year old Laotian man. And I burn your effigy daily in my fervor. I do want your job. And I want to be in a video game. I also want a breakfast cereal, but it would taste like death and dye the milk black and no one would ever buy it, so hahaha, that would go big with the kids. You'd have to throw live bunnies in it or something to get anyone to buy Dia: the Breakfast Cereal. Now Dia: the Video Game, that would be cool. See, whatcha could do is you could have this chick, she wears pigtails and funny stuff, like yesterday, well shit, I slept in it, so I'm still half wearing it... I had a turquoise doo rag on my head with my hair pinned up and a lot of mardi gras beads and this turquoise stripped cropped top (which was maddening this Swiss boy, Swiss Chris), and some Candies and some lowrider jeans that were sort of falling off anyways with a studded belt. I had HOT pink lipstick on and BRIGHT aqua eyeshadow. So you could make me wear that, it was good for a video game. And I could have a black, retro, velvet tube dress for changing into. My weapon of choice would be... well you pick, you're better with weaponry then me... but something kick ass, and really visceral, and also, hallucinogenic stun gun darts that make the bad guys walk into trees and hump meters, and some type of overally attractive throwing star. Then I need a car. Please. For God's sake, it must be sleek. And have excellent steering. So I guess the premise of the game is a bit boggy, but who cares, I want to look cute, kill everyone, drive a lot, have big swords and guns, lots of death, domukons, hallucinating villains, pink fuzzy bunnies, and something BIG and FLASHY at the end. And I want a neat, cheesy, happyhardcore soundtrack, interspersed with Phil Collins singing that one song, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oooh Laaawd...." whenever the scene changes to some big bad guy meeting. Yeah! Yeah! BLING!BLINGITY!BLING!

killdiakill.

haha. We should talk. I got your email. I need to actually reply! smile I didn't displace it. It just needs a fork and a knife.
Jul 12, 2002
marla:
Chuck wrote a new book all about the dirty dirty city of Portland that will come out in a month I think and lullaby is coming out in september. I was so antisocial from being in a room crammed with people that when I finally got him to sign I couldn't think of anything to say and just smiled.
Jul 12, 2002

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