So I return to the nexxxus of doom...
I had an outstanding trip home full of extreme adventure and no sleep whatsoever.
On the otherwise useless 4th of july I was thoroughly entertained by a truly magnificent vixen who's sheer beauty lies unsurpassed by most, if not all beings I normally encounter. As I come to discover, she's in fact- a porn star. So the majority of my SF trip was spent with my newfound spectre of enchantment as well as the competitively gorgeous models that happen to ride with us- traversing activities as minute and delightful as dining in gay restaurants at 4 am to the outrageous visuals of the meg lee chin show and backstage with the delightful and piss drunk meg lee herself as well as a myriad of other intriguing characters of the music underworld.
I was offered a position in an upcoming "adult" film starring my new associate porn star where i would be one of many asian thugs running a train on her. needless to say I would rather not be a part.
More crazy adventures with my stripper friends and eccentric companions including a rap artist slash dildo factory employee who gave us 900 dollars worth of dildos, which we placed on the dash of the car and took pictures of the people's reactions as they drove beside us.
My friend's car got stolen... oh wait, no it didn't. he was just too drunk to remember where it was parked. and all together i might have had 8 hours sleep...
I took my throne and let loose the mighty roar! Let it quake the valleys- for in one month I return to once again break the mold of everyday, monotinous life.
until then I rot in the void of dissipating existence that all arizonans universally share.
Kai rests his rantings for now!
I had an outstanding trip home full of extreme adventure and no sleep whatsoever.
On the otherwise useless 4th of july I was thoroughly entertained by a truly magnificent vixen who's sheer beauty lies unsurpassed by most, if not all beings I normally encounter. As I come to discover, she's in fact- a porn star. So the majority of my SF trip was spent with my newfound spectre of enchantment as well as the competitively gorgeous models that happen to ride with us- traversing activities as minute and delightful as dining in gay restaurants at 4 am to the outrageous visuals of the meg lee chin show and backstage with the delightful and piss drunk meg lee herself as well as a myriad of other intriguing characters of the music underworld.
I was offered a position in an upcoming "adult" film starring my new associate porn star where i would be one of many asian thugs running a train on her. needless to say I would rather not be a part.
More crazy adventures with my stripper friends and eccentric companions including a rap artist slash dildo factory employee who gave us 900 dollars worth of dildos, which we placed on the dash of the car and took pictures of the people's reactions as they drove beside us.
My friend's car got stolen... oh wait, no it didn't. he was just too drunk to remember where it was parked. and all together i might have had 8 hours sleep...
I took my throne and let loose the mighty roar! Let it quake the valleys- for in one month I return to once again break the mold of everyday, monotinous life.
until then I rot in the void of dissipating existence that all arizonans universally share.
Kai rests his rantings for now!
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I'll shut up now. I probably just made the list of people you want to kill."
Nah, no killing today. yer right anyway. I do meet ppl on occasionally, but I have a hard time for a couple reasons:
A) I work at night (10p-6a)
B) I'm broke
C) Up until about 2 weeks ago, i was involved in a rather engrossing and time consuming realtionship-thingie
D) I have this overriding feeling that nobody would wanna talk to me anyway (But it's all in my head, right? RIGHT????)
Sounds like you had an awesome weekend, wish I could have a couple like that. Who knows... mebbe this weekend will be good.
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