THERE IT IS! The world has seen on their viewing monitors the very identity of the master agent himself! IT IS, in fact, SECRET AGENT SOLISIS Q!
Positive ID on the accomplace is, in fact, SECRET AGENT MINI Q! Though Mini Q appears to be but a paper mache replica of Solisis Q, it has been comfirmed that he is quite alive and able to...
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Positive ID on the accomplace is, in fact, SECRET AGENT MINI Q! Though Mini Q appears to be but a paper mache replica of Solisis Q, it has been comfirmed that he is quite alive and able to...
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dia:
Suiciety, I think he has a peeper...
solisis:
i know. he admits this
There are but few noteworthy events that occur in a given day of Solisis. The wake, The undivided attention to the Suicide Girl webpage, and of coursethe casual descent into an abyssmal slumber. This is to suggest that I have, as evidence indicates, no reason to exist at all.
Given the vast population of this planet gone to waste, I would make an educated guess...
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Given the vast population of this planet gone to waste, I would make an educated guess...
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solisis:
I stop nothing. You know you would be disappointed if we did.
I am the two avenging angels. I am the Zenith and The Nadir. The Pinnacle and the Basin. I am whatever you need me to be whenever you need it.
By the way....I'm eve and you are adam....and the good in me has not yet been liberated completely. There exists a chance the angel of fury might return to plague my profile once again...
Much admiration to you, Dia. I wish to chew your ear
I am the two avenging angels. I am the Zenith and The Nadir. The Pinnacle and the Basin. I am whatever you need me to be whenever you need it.
By the way....I'm eve and you are adam....and the good in me has not yet been liberated completely. There exists a chance the angel of fury might return to plague my profile once again...
Much admiration to you, Dia. I wish to chew your ear
suiciety:
recruiting..... prove your worth..
From ten thousand miles high the world you know stands silent and still. He watched this destruction for a minute and decided it must not be.
This Solisis...the real Solisis is one of life, not death. Perhaps someday I will share how he stripped the dark legion of his wings...but there has been enough hate for a week...and I must rest..........
To indulge one, Dia...He...
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This Solisis...the real Solisis is one of life, not death. Perhaps someday I will share how he stripped the dark legion of his wings...but there has been enough hate for a week...and I must rest..........
To indulge one, Dia...He...
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ludavico2002:
your profile pic has lightened up quite a bit ...
and i must say youve got some pretty spiffy outfits.
and i must say youve got some pretty spiffy outfits.
residue:
if the Creator wishes,
only a thought
men would do
what is being told
only over the years
-time flew by-
thoughts have become more complicated
and Destruction has been posponed
-for now-
only a thought
men would do
what is being told
only over the years
-time flew by-
thoughts have become more complicated
and Destruction has been posponed
-for now-
I can only imagine anal intercourse as being about as satisfying as what is commonly referred to as TAKING A SHIT
This is due strictly to the fact that TAKING A SHIT involves nothing more, really, than expelling from the human organism a phallus-shaped piece of solid waste discharge.
By participating in anal intercourse, one is experiencing a phallus- what is commonly referred to as...
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This is due strictly to the fact that TAKING A SHIT involves nothing more, really, than expelling from the human organism a phallus-shaped piece of solid waste discharge.
By participating in anal intercourse, one is experiencing a phallus- what is commonly referred to as...
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cypher:
Yes, yes, Dia IS love and all that sort of thing...
but why can't she love me specifically? I am good husband material! I would make her tea! She would have nice babies! I would never stop fucking her! I would ask "Are you cold, sweetness?" and get her a blanket!
That is real love, my powerful little pal!
Eeeeaarrrgh!
You have a poetic way of speaking, by the way. Kudos.
but why can't she love me specifically? I am good husband material! I would make her tea! She would have nice babies! I would never stop fucking her! I would ask "Are you cold, sweetness?" and get her a blanket!
That is real love, my powerful little pal!
Eeeeaarrrgh!
You have a poetic way of speaking, by the way. Kudos.
cypher:
You actually remind me of an old friend from NYC named Joshua Acosta. He was cool as hell. Gothy and punkish. Funny bastard.
Potato!
Potato!
I remove the bastion from my castle
I deploy the message to the fray
This gun this knife this sordid light
This uncanny act of morbid plight
I began to doubt the stench of life would ever fade away.
Ive reached the pinnacle of mercy
No more, the love Id never feel
By the end of night this sterling blade
It BURNS into 6 billion...
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I deploy the message to the fray
This gun this knife this sordid light
This uncanny act of morbid plight
I began to doubt the stench of life would ever fade away.
Ive reached the pinnacle of mercy
No more, the love Id never feel
By the end of night this sterling blade
It BURNS into 6 billion...
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residue:
if we ever can change brains ... let me know
solisis:
she slept over the other night. told me about your birthday so I got out the camera...at least I chose the "decent" ones
can't talk...dying
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dieseldawg8:
pesky cranium
dia:
*one deep gaze*
don't stare into the abyss too long. You know it will start staring back, or so they say. I do go on and on forever.
don't stare into the abyss too long. You know it will start staring back, or so they say. I do go on and on forever.
*!*
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solisis:
shut up jam
dia:
If it's any consolation, I utterly adore you after talking with you today, and I wish you'd put marrying me back up as a fantasy, cuz you got me gushy babe.
It is spoken. I have informed the colleagues of my immediate removal from this obvious bane of my existence. 3 1/2 weeks. I go!
The only token I shall miss is my grand piano. I had to sell it to leave no anchors. I win tucson...I WIN! To the victor goes the spoils and to you, oh city of much waste and depression, goes the...
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The only token I shall miss is my grand piano. I had to sell it to leave no anchors. I win tucson...I WIN! To the victor goes the spoils and to you, oh city of much waste and depression, goes the...
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suiciety:
send game info... =o)
dieseldawg8:
well damn thats phat!
Way to shit or get off the pot.
I'm absolutely positive your shits will be working out.
Way to shit or get off the pot.
I'm absolutely positive your shits will be working out.
Sad boy today
As per request, Dia...you are now a speeding Death Angel with huge booms a blastin and bodies a flyin (that's me by the way)
It gets released as soon as we make the film...so let's get crackin!
As per request, Dia...you are now a speeding Death Angel with huge booms a blastin and bodies a flyin (that's me by the way)
It gets released as soon as we make the film...so let's get crackin!
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biohazyrd:
you my friend are strange, keep on rockin in the Weird world.
liquid29:
Gas masks? Wait a minute, am i not the only one here into that? This is something I should've been notified about sooner! Anyhow, Reign Of Fire, yeah, what you said was pretty on point, but I will say this for the flick: It avoided the typical bullshit ending wehere there's a perfect plan and all goes well until one single element fails. Then you have 15 minutes of the cooler hero breathing hard, racing around anf saving the weaker hero and/or heroine using tactics even a movie can't take seriously. And McConaughey looked fucking badass. So, you gotta give it that....right?
For close quarter assault one might assume the best method for target annihilation would be the Buck Intrepid 1 Chisel point survival knife. This is a common mistake in the fields and can thwart the very success of the mission should the event unfold where the form fitted Kydex sheath subtly reveals your location by means of a low decibel sound.
Through personal practice Ive...
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dia:
Yeah, and I want your job. I know Photoshop well, in fact, you can't tell from my pictures, but I'm really a 75-year old Laotian man. And I burn your effigy daily in my fervor. I do want your job. And I want to be in a video game. I also want a breakfast cereal, but it would taste like death and dye the milk black and no one would ever buy it, so hahaha, that would go big with the kids. You'd have to throw live bunnies in it or something to get anyone to buy Dia: the Breakfast Cereal. Now Dia: the Video Game, that would be cool. See, whatcha could do is you could have this chick, she wears pigtails and funny stuff, like yesterday, well shit, I slept in it, so I'm still half wearing it... I had a turquoise doo rag on my head with my hair pinned up and a lot of mardi gras beads and this turquoise stripped cropped top (which was maddening this Swiss boy, Swiss Chris), and some Candies and some lowrider jeans that were sort of falling off anyways with a studded belt. I had HOT pink lipstick on and BRIGHT aqua eyeshadow. So you could make me wear that, it was good for a video game. And I could have a black, retro, velvet tube dress for changing into. My weapon of choice would be... well you pick, you're better with weaponry then me... but something kick ass, and really visceral, and also, hallucinogenic stun gun darts that make the bad guys walk into trees and hump meters, and some type of overally attractive throwing star. Then I need a car. Please. For God's sake, it must be sleek. And have excellent steering. So I guess the premise of the game is a bit boggy, but who cares, I want to look cute, kill everyone, drive a lot, have big swords and guns, lots of death, domukons, hallucinating villains, pink fuzzy bunnies, and something BIG and FLASHY at the end. And I want a neat, cheesy, happyhardcore soundtrack, interspersed with Phil Collins singing that one song, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oooh Laaawd...." whenever the scene changes to some big bad guy meeting. Yeah! Yeah! BLING!BLINGITY!BLING!
killdiakill.
haha. We should talk. I got your email. I need to actually reply! I didn't displace it. It just needs a fork and a knife.
killdiakill.
haha. We should talk. I got your email. I need to actually reply!
I didn't displace it. It just needs a fork and a knife.
marla:
Chuck wrote a new book all about the dirty dirty city of Portland that will come out in a month I think and lullaby is coming out in september. I was so antisocial from being in a room crammed with people that when I finally got him to sign I couldn't think of anything to say and just smiled.
What's black and blue and HATES sex?
the 6 year old in my trunk
the 6 year old in my trunk
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fith:
my favorite:
whats the worst part about having sex with an 6 year old?
cleaning the blood off the clown suit.
my favorite:
whats the worst part about having sex with an 6 year old?
cleaning the blood off the clown suit.
penelopelee:
holy fuck. that's my new favourite joke.
VIETNAM: 2002.
32degrees latitude 112 degrees longitude.
Condition: Dry heat approx 176 degrees celsius
Patient's name: Kai of Qing Tao
Patient's condition: suicidal, homicidal, pessimistic, etc
Log entry:
Day some odd million in this pit....Johnny's dead I think. Charlie...with his angels. I'm the last one. The final true cowboy. Undermined, refine...cytoplasm....
reticulo...endo....thelial....failing.....God...let it all end! The troops aren't coming are they? oath....nevermore. it all ends...
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32degrees latitude 112 degrees longitude.
Condition: Dry heat approx 176 degrees celsius
Patient's name: Kai of Qing Tao
Patient's condition: suicidal, homicidal, pessimistic, etc
Log entry:
Day some odd million in this pit....Johnny's dead I think. Charlie...with his angels. I'm the last one. The final true cowboy. Undermined, refine...cytoplasm....
reticulo...endo....thelial....failing.....God...let it all end! The troops aren't coming are they? oath....nevermore. it all ends...
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marla:
how did I not see you before? there are so many many members.... I pick through them and eventually come to you and realise I have to read *all* of your journals. I want your job, btw.
digdug:
Man, I can't believe you haven't heard of Nurse With Wound. I think they are right up your alley. They are pretty experimental and freeform. They can be both noisy and minimal. Influences run from free jazz to Kraftwerk to Throbbing Gristle. They are pretty interesting and I guess pretty arty. There are a lot of stuff on the web, like artistdirect.com, but here is their site:
http://www.brainwashed.com/nww/
Hope you like em
http://www.brainwashed.com/nww/
Hope you like em