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Monday Sep 12, 2005

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I had my seniors write up a resume and a cover letter in anticipation of their entrance into the 'world.' I told them, just for kicks, that they could write their cover letter as if they were applying for any job they wished, just write it well.
I got one addressed to Mace Windu, requesting entrance to the Jedi Academy. I also received one petition to be a bouncer in my classroom who would toss the unruly students... and I've still got 2 classes to grade.

Tomorow I get to beat the crap out of them for using 'u' in place of 'you' in an APPLICATION COVER LETTER! ARE THEY KIDDING???

Sadly, the answer to this is "no."
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stryka:
spineless...ah that is a long story whatever

You sound like you've got some awsome kids! Very creative.
Sep 13, 2005
hrlyquinn:
Hehehe...Mle said the same thing. Ari is exactly 21. He got a job there bussing right after they opened and was bartending two months later!
BTW, you've always been 9 years older than he has. tongue
Sep 15, 2005

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