"Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The mother fucker's like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker's *better than* MacGyver."
Happy St. Paddies!
Tomorrow marks three years of dating my best friend though I'd fallen in love long before it was official. I creepily used to send her messages through the Internet and finally she took a chance on hanging out with me. It drove me absolutely crazy she lacked interest in me any further than friends. I was relentless. We think the same things at the same...
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