soldatka

Strangest of nights last night! I got chatted up by Jesus! yes Jesus! It was amazing! He didn't turn water into wine, but he could turn pound coins into beer! Wow.



Actually it was a mate's birthday party, which was fab and totally rocked, and a Spanish guy called Jesus was trying to entice me into sauce, and then told me about how he wasn't getting on with his girlfriend, and then tried to come home with me instead. No way sinner!! Besides he was a fake as no beard or holes in hands.

Found out today that I can skip one of my professional exams at work - the qualifications I've got let me leapfrog a paper. Result! What a skive!