I title this piece:
Suicidal Scuba Rat.
We were sitting out talking bullshit, smoking... just the usual wakeup items around here.
the topic was about dildos and how you could make them out of a pen, a remote control car or a fishtank air purifier thing.
I decide it's time to empty the AC water bucket, so off I walk to the bucket, and what do I find?
A dead rat sitting in the water bucket thing.
I ponder to myself how this rat got here, and this pondering arose a question within jef and Q. Why I was sitting there doing nothing, just staring at this strange bucket of murky water.
I told them to come over there, while visions of a rat swimming around a bucket made me laugh.
they see, laugh, and join in on the thought process of how this is possible.
within little to no time, we start realizing there were a few posibilities, the most common between us was the thought of the benedryl.
This was the bucket we put a lizard in and then fed him this wonderful drug that made him cracked out and kinda... calm.. mellow.. sleepy....
yet this bcket was filled up 3-4 times before so this was impossible.
then, the next possibility.... The rat was trying to get the dead moth thing at the bottom, and ended up drowning... but this was quickly thrown out as rats can swim.
third: the rat couldn't get out of the bucket.... this was a stedfast theory, until we were smart enough to check the water line. it would take no effort at all due to the water being directly (or almost directly) even with the top of the bucket. that is why I was going to empty it. because it was flooding over.
our next one was a bit more streched, but it was just he needed to get out of the heat, the benedryl somehow made him sleepy, and combined with the poisons of AC water it knocked him out and he ended up passing out there for eternity.
that wasn't very solid.
So ... I think to myself "suicide"... why else would someone drown themselves in a bucket, unless to make a statement?
he was tired of this hot fucking state, his partner probably left him to fuck someone else, and his kid was most likely eaten by a big bird or smashed by an even larger car. he had nothing to live for. so this rat decided to climb in this bucket of water, pretend to be a scuba diver.... and eventually ... the end result.
The Suicidal Scuba Rat.
Suicidal Scuba Rat.
We were sitting out talking bullshit, smoking... just the usual wakeup items around here.
the topic was about dildos and how you could make them out of a pen, a remote control car or a fishtank air purifier thing.
I decide it's time to empty the AC water bucket, so off I walk to the bucket, and what do I find?
A dead rat sitting in the water bucket thing.
I ponder to myself how this rat got here, and this pondering arose a question within jef and Q. Why I was sitting there doing nothing, just staring at this strange bucket of murky water.
I told them to come over there, while visions of a rat swimming around a bucket made me laugh.
they see, laugh, and join in on the thought process of how this is possible.
within little to no time, we start realizing there were a few posibilities, the most common between us was the thought of the benedryl.
This was the bucket we put a lizard in and then fed him this wonderful drug that made him cracked out and kinda... calm.. mellow.. sleepy....
yet this bcket was filled up 3-4 times before so this was impossible.
then, the next possibility.... The rat was trying to get the dead moth thing at the bottom, and ended up drowning... but this was quickly thrown out as rats can swim.
third: the rat couldn't get out of the bucket.... this was a stedfast theory, until we were smart enough to check the water line. it would take no effort at all due to the water being directly (or almost directly) even with the top of the bucket. that is why I was going to empty it. because it was flooding over.
our next one was a bit more streched, but it was just he needed to get out of the heat, the benedryl somehow made him sleepy, and combined with the poisons of AC water it knocked him out and he ended up passing out there for eternity.
that wasn't very solid.
So ... I think to myself "suicide"... why else would someone drown themselves in a bucket, unless to make a statement?
he was tired of this hot fucking state, his partner probably left him to fuck someone else, and his kid was most likely eaten by a big bird or smashed by an even larger car. he had nothing to live for. so this rat decided to climb in this bucket of water, pretend to be a scuba diver.... and eventually ... the end result.
The Suicidal Scuba Rat.