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Sunday Jul 18, 2004

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As I continue on unnoticed....

Sitting in a pilot station drinking a cup of highly sugar input coffee, One Eff and myself were minding our own business talking about society, the reason christianity / catholicisim caused the downfall of society, and how it would be possible that due to a massive genetic mishap, every single piece of a genetic structure being formed from something else would cause a being that could reproducing using these genes and eventually create the humans we now know.
after completing the first 15 cigarettes (liggett menthol 100s. cheap, good, and decent price), someone interrupts our conversation, and decides to comment on my background for my laptop. Apprently she found it rather distasteful, and not appropriate to be sitting in a pilot station with it. However, she did not let us in on these facts, she let the store manager in on them instead.
her interruption was basically a stop everything, speak one word, wait for a reply, then walk off. This one word? "interesting". I ponder this for a millisecond, respond "thanks" and completely ignore her existence. Which I probably shouldnt've done. I admit my rude nature kicked in as we were in a peak point in our discussion, and interrupting someone is just unfuckingforgivable, especially when it is off topic...
she could have spoke her mind really quick, to the point, and being polite, waiting for her turn.. doing something other than she did, yet one word was all we here, then she walks.
As we continue on with our (I can't really say debate, as we were in agreement on everything we spoke of 99% of the time)... talk?... The manager walks up.
Nothing big, we have been in this situation many'a'time beforehand, as it happens nearly every day in every restaurant that we enter, we stare at her blankly with the dumbfounded "wow you're a fucking huge bitch and probably are going to kick us out" look.
She must have sensed the exact words in our expression, as she was rather rude speaking along the lines of "you need to get out of here right now before I call the cops because several customers have complained and that is entirely unappropriate".
At this point in my time I feel almost ready to go, so I just turn my laptop off, stare at her, and pretend that she means as much to me as the love of my life would mean to me. goggle eyed, gagging, froth in the corners, screaming in my head "I would like to rip your clothes off and fuck your fat if I wasn't so tired from being up about 3 days without sleep"....
We finished our coffee...
We smoked our last cigarette...
We walked away...

Other than evil looks from her as we exit, nothing... not even a peep.
I waved to her as we left.


the most amusing thing to me in this story is the objects that were on my laptop.
first, the background.
a few of my SG favorites, fractal, Apena, Scarlett...
second, packet sniffing app for their wifi.
third, their red hat server....


Getting kicked out for porn is the most amusing thing ever.
it seems to distract everyone else from everything else that is going on with the machine.

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