During the Holidays I have learned two things about myself.
1) I am a very mean-hearted person who will hold a grudge until I feel better about myself.
2) I am the worst person to go Christmas shopping with.
The first didnt come as much as of a surprise. Im just an a-hole to be an a-hole. I used to be nice but quickly decided that being nice was for pussies and that getting picked on sucked. Thanks High School.
The second however was more of a sudden impact sort of thing. I always knew I was a panicky shopper, whether it be last minute or far in advance. Getting gifts for people is something Im SHIT at. I will spend hours in ONE store looking for the right thing, only to walk out of it with one item or LESS.
This Christmas threw balls in my face and came on my forehead. It punched me in the stomach and asked me if Id had enough. Well... apparently i said "Please sir, may I have another" because after shopping for a total of 3 HOURS for ONE PERSON, I did it all over again... FOR THE SAME PERSON! This person better have gotten me the fucking moon because The stress I endure ALONE costs more than anything under that tree. I dont think she understands however, how much Im hating the Holidays this year. I dont know what it is. Its probably the combination of a few things
- Getting the "perfect" gifts
- Getting the "perfect" gift for somebody who says "I dont care what you get me"
- The fact that My girlfriends store is closing down
- The fact that she stressed about that AND the stores closing down/ christmas party
- The fact I wasnt Invited to said party
- Finding out I wasn't invited because of ( wait for it....) THE FACT THAT I AM AN ASSHOLE!
- Dealing with retarded FUCKS all day on a register!
Oh my god. Its like a screw in my brain, it keeps TIGHTENING AND TIGHTENING and THERES NO WAY OUT. OH MY GOD. If she doesnt fucking CRY after opening EVERY present, I will shoot myself.
You know why Halloween kicks ass? Its pretty much free fucking candy day, now go have fun and dress up like Fonzie.
1) I am a very mean-hearted person who will hold a grudge until I feel better about myself.
2) I am the worst person to go Christmas shopping with.
The first didnt come as much as of a surprise. Im just an a-hole to be an a-hole. I used to be nice but quickly decided that being nice was for pussies and that getting picked on sucked. Thanks High School.
The second however was more of a sudden impact sort of thing. I always knew I was a panicky shopper, whether it be last minute or far in advance. Getting gifts for people is something Im SHIT at. I will spend hours in ONE store looking for the right thing, only to walk out of it with one item or LESS.
This Christmas threw balls in my face and came on my forehead. It punched me in the stomach and asked me if Id had enough. Well... apparently i said "Please sir, may I have another" because after shopping for a total of 3 HOURS for ONE PERSON, I did it all over again... FOR THE SAME PERSON! This person better have gotten me the fucking moon because The stress I endure ALONE costs more than anything under that tree. I dont think she understands however, how much Im hating the Holidays this year. I dont know what it is. Its probably the combination of a few things
- Getting the "perfect" gifts
- Getting the "perfect" gift for somebody who says "I dont care what you get me"
- The fact that My girlfriends store is closing down
- The fact that she stressed about that AND the stores closing down/ christmas party
- The fact I wasnt Invited to said party
- Finding out I wasn't invited because of ( wait for it....) THE FACT THAT I AM AN ASSHOLE!
- Dealing with retarded FUCKS all day on a register!
Oh my god. Its like a screw in my brain, it keeps TIGHTENING AND TIGHTENING and THERES NO WAY OUT. OH MY GOD. If she doesnt fucking CRY after opening EVERY present, I will shoot myself.
You know why Halloween kicks ass? Its pretty much free fucking candy day, now go have fun and dress up like Fonzie.
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