So I got fucked again. And it hurts. Am I down? Yeah but I'm trying to remember what Ole Blue Eyes said. That's Life. I needed a break anyway, so I guess it's good. I need to take some time and just relax with myself. Hermitize myself for a while and lick my wounds. Figure out what went wrong and how to fix it. See...
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court_and_rob:
Haha Omg that was so great! Thanks for the cookie..can I have just one more please? 
grooverider:
Hi.
This site is fucking scary. Reading some of the stuff that is posted here makes me want to scream. Can it really be true that these people have an equal say in who should run our country? Can it be true that in what will probably turn out to be the most important election in recent history that THESE mother fuckers will be casting their...
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beaky:
it wouln't hurt
kalidoom:
I used to deliver in Philly. You shoulda asked 2 years ago.
I think I'm going through coffee withdraw.
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court_and_rob:
That was soo sweet of you. Omg thanks. Hows it going? Where in Philly are you? Are you in school? Ok byes.
itwasduke:
Thank you, I sure as hell could use a beer.
Good night lamos, lamees and lamerz. Good night loser, posers and dorks. Good night geeks, freaks, sneaks and creeps. Good night perverts. Good night holy men. Good night jocks and cheerleaders. Good night to everyone, may you all sleep soundly and peacefully.
rxqueen:
good night moon.
alexis:
children, what did I tell you about the schooching?
YOURE BACK YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
*big ol Howard stern hug*
xoxo me
p.s. I hate stephen singer too, but his backwards ass expensive promotional gimmick has been working out real well for him.
YOURE BACK YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
*big ol Howard stern hug*
xoxo me
p.s. I hate stephen singer too, but his backwards ass expensive promotional gimmick has been working out real well for him.
So the other day I had an interesting conversation:
"You ever wonder about Andre the Giant's dick?" I was asked by my friend.
"What?"
"You know, Andre the Giant. Wrestler from the..."
"I know who he is, why are you thinking about his cock?"
"You mean you've never wondered about Andre the Giant's dick?"
"I can say with complete honesty that I've NEVER ONCE wondered...
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"You ever wonder about Andre the Giant's dick?" I was asked by my friend.
"What?"
"You know, Andre the Giant. Wrestler from the..."
"I know who he is, why are you thinking about his cock?"
"You mean you've never wondered about Andre the Giant's dick?"
"I can say with complete honesty that I've NEVER ONCE wondered...
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turin:
right on.
turin:
yeah, I noticed the odd todd pic up there. I'm here for you buddy, I don't do shit.
I wish I was as clever as you.
There is nothing left to talk about, and I have never wanted to talk about it so much in my fucking life. 
unravled:
I hate that part.
I hate that part. OK so I dont' have time for a real update but I can say this:
BEST
VACATION
EVER
BEST
VACATION
EVER
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rxqueen:
where the fuck are you, sir?
turin:
smells like *sniff* old journal in here. you got better things to do than the internet??
Since John Lennon said everything better than I can:
They say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
Ah
Ah
Ah
Come on
Come on
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a...
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They say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
Ah
Ah
Ah
Come on
Come on
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a...
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cureelise:
POUNCE
chris_sick:
happy birthday cheif.
day late and a ten bucks short.
as per the usual.
day late and a ten bucks short.
as per the usual.
Sometimes, when I meet someone, I forget that I'm dead inside. I forget that I can only interact with other people on the most superficial levels. The dead can sometimes talk to the living, but they can never enter the realm of the living. Although I'm upset, I should be glad. Sometimes it's good to be reminded not to look too high, maby e you'lld...
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5alvani:
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope you had a great Toga b day! oh and here is a cake i stold shhhh dont tell anyone!
hope you had a great Toga b day! oh and here is a cake i stold shhhh dont tell anyone!
unravled:
Happy pink sperm day.
Sorry about the whole dead inside thing.
Sorry about the whole dead inside thing.