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Even those who once, called me friend, were LIARS THIEVES and FAKERS
A journal by Sean Fogarty
Here is the breaking news I have to share with the world: (drum roll) MOST CAR SALESMAN ARE LIARS!! I bet no one has ever told you THAT before huh? Yeah I know. Old news. But still shocking to encounter for the first time.
"Hey mister sales man,...
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mikael:
What you need is a large male with muscles, maybe tats, that can be as intimidating as hell. Let's face it. These slimeballs are about as sexist and condescending as one can get. They prey upon people whom they THINK don't know anything about cars. About the best retaliation for this kind of behavior is lead them along for a good half hour, get them to bring out the sales agreement, then tell them off right as you're about to sign, and say, LOUDLY, within earshot of the manager, that you're taking your business to the competitor. The manager hears that, you just got yourself a deal on any car you want in the lot.

Seriously, though. Why go back to a dealership that blatantly lied to you int he first place? Take your business elsewhere, dude.
invisigirl:
yes, i found a great car! a certified used saab--it's been totally inspected and tuned up, and it has a two year bumper to bumper warranty! you might consider a certified used honda. i almost got a honda. those are great used cars.
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OK so I saw Bad Boys 2 and I was right the whole time. Even though it was pretty stupid and plotless, that car chase scene with the cars falling off the back of the truck made it ALLLLLLLLL worth it. Oh and that part with Martin Lawrence and Will Smith fuckin with the girls boyfriend. Hell yeah.
So I took a cab to work...
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mei:
yeah, i would probably want to teach at someone else's store, or maybe rent some space and take on a small class. you do have to be licensed - it costs a lot, but you usually do it in thailand or india or something, which would be great in and of itself.

this woman wasn't even that old - she was probably fifty or so. not old enough to just not care and be cute - just sort of gross. but interesting, at the same time.
les:
too bad you couldn't record all that guys crap, sounds pretty entertaining.

No, I haven't dated anyone who had a cop parent. I had a friend though who dated this guy whose dad was a cop aaaaaand a minister. That kid was fucked!
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I slept enough today for the rest of the week but I'm still tired. Why? I dreamt that I shot someone. Three people came into my house and tried to kill me with darts so I shot one of them. Weird huh?
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asvetic:
I had a similar dream just I was being chased thru a busy city environment and ended up in the arms of 3 alien women (I don't know how I knew that) and they said they would free me and take me back to their home world and become my sex slaves...I actually considered it. even though darts are hard to beat.
pinup:
Dude Round and Round was totally going around in my head when I read that!!!

Yo I'm Tevin and I'm 15..... yadda yadda yadda..

His stuff gets better as he got older though. LOL.

Wow you rock. Round and round and round and round and round! *do do do do do do do*

Jenna
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I can't believe that I've been misspelling Layne Staley's name for so long. I'm such an idiot. It wasn't until I read his biography that I realized the truth. I'm very dissappointed in the biography. Not to say that it's TERRIBLE, but it reads more like a report in a school newspaper than a biography. It doesn't seem to get down to the nitty gritty...
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invisigirl:
you just have to move on, that's all there is to it. you cannot be happy in another relationship until you become a whole person first. and you can't become a whole person as long as part of you is dwelling in the past, hanging onto something that cannot be.

one thing that helps me get past bad stuff sometimes is this:

i must be getting something out of this--or i wouldn't be hanging onto it still.

when i think about it, i am staying a "victim" to gain sympathy, either from others, or from myself, or my ex.
but, as long as i continue playing the victim role, i will never stand on my own and get past what happened. i have felt a little hint of what it feels like to get past it--a fleeting feeling that i hope to have again--and i can honestly tell you, that it feels a LOT better than this self-pity victim thing.

jeez, i am getting carried away with my lecturing......sorry!
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invisigirl:
wait, i don't remember if i know the details of what happened with your ex. how long were you together? shit, you're 22, so it couldn't have been that long...... what happened to end it? did she cheat?
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Down in a hole
A journal by Sean Fogarty
At night it's the worst. During the day, when things are active, when people are around, when thing things need to be done, it's not so bad. At night though, it's hell. When the light goes out and you're alone with your thoughts, and of course there's only one thing you think of. You try to...
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invisigirl:
you just described my life. except for the twisted bowel thing.

i stay up until my body just collapses into bed, and there is no chance of thinking a single thought. i think it's called depression. ugh.
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OK so now it's time for me to plug a couple of somebodies on this site.
The first plug goes to RxQueen, who is absolutely the epitome of cool. If you're dictionary doesn't have a picture of Natalie under the word cool, well then get your ass to the book store and buy a new dictionary. And as if that wasn't enough, she's totally gorgeous...
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violenttortoise:
you just wanna take them home and store them in a closet to use as your slave for entertainment?

Oooh.. that sounds delightfully illegal.
rxqueen:
oooh! ok ok! umm..ViolentTortoise cos he fucking ROCKS and is so g.damn funny i can't stand it. well i can stand it. meh. i dont know. CherryBOMB & Alisa both rock me hard as well.
and THANK YOU for the props. that was so sweet of ya!!
*does happy dance*...no no wait *does joe boxer dance* ok thats better.
kiss
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Tomorrow's the party but I'm drinking tonight? Is that a good thing? I don't know. Maybe I'm an alchoholic or maybe I only wish I was. Maybe things aren't as bad as they seem. After all, I CAN get all the fifteen year old pussy that I want. Which is none and coincidentally enough that's exactly how much I'm getting. So maybe things aren't SO...
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invisigirl:
holy shit! happy birthday!

damn, it's 12:04....technically it's aug. 9th now.

well, happy belated birthday then.

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les:
Lullaby!!!!! now that was an AWESOME BOOK!!! And if given the chance, I don't think any us would use it for good. Personally there are alot of people I'd like to get rid of.

Happy Belated Birthday.
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Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
A journal by Sean Fogarty
So this weekend I was nearly killed. On my way out of the strip joint (yes the one with the stripper I'm obsessed with) I was approached by a guy. "Hey brotha let me holler atcha." Me being the trusting fool that I am said "Sure man what's up?"
"Were...
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invisigirl:
shit! i hope the cop gave you a break after what had happened!
invisigirl:
damn toilet. that's what i miss most about my ex---someone ELSE to deal with this kinda stuff! haha
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And I'm Not Fit to Touch, The Hem Of Your Garment
A Journal by Sean Fogarty
I am so totally socally inept it makes me want to scream. I want to rip my hair out and smack my head against a wall and punch telephone poles. And I want to drive. I want to fly down the freeway at 165 miles an hour, weaving in...
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hecubus:
i know what you mean regarding pulling old albums off the shelf. some of the discs that now stand as my very favorites were ones i didn't like at all the first time i listened to them, and it might've taken me a year or two to give them the ear they deserved.

as for your entry, i've demonstrated exactly the same kind of behavior in the past, for almost exactly the same reasons. what i invariably end up thinking is that any woman is going to see right through me talking to her, and assume i'm just trying to get into her pants. while this may or may not be the case (after all, do we not hope that that might eventually happen?), what needs to be remembered, particularly in this instance, is that she made the first move, she was the one to break the silence and speak up. hell, maybe she was thinking it might be nice to eventually get into your pants. i've had more instances than i can count of being too shy and totally unaware of a girl hitting on me/showing interest in me. i always end up kicking myself later when i do realize it, but at the time i find myself paralyzed with fear, just as you seem to be. i wish i had a secret tactic for overcoming it, but i'm not even sure if i've overcome it. good luck though, man...
actuallynotyou:
I think we're related...
all kidding aside.
l know what you're going through. I have no answers, only that times usually makes it go away is just the time waiting that sucks.
The last time I met a girl at the bar I wasn't looking to meet a girl at a bar, i wasn't looking to do anything other than drink myself stupid.
My point?.. Its like the lottery, someone's gotta win.
good luck..
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Alright so I'm gonna skip the long entry tonight and just do a public service announcement. For those of you out there who are trying to fake the funk, just stop. Because you can't fake the funk. You're doing nothing but hurting yourself and those around you. We all know you're trying to fake the funk but failing. It's embarrassing. Get help man. Now. Stop...
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hecubus:
i'm so funk-free i don't even try to fake it. i don't even delude myself into thinking i could get away with it...
grooverider:
fakin' da phunk?!? whatcha talkin' bout yo!
a smooth pimp daddy lover like this here mac-daddy
is oozing muthafuckin phunk- pure, geuine, good ol', greasy, home made phunk.

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