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Nope, I'm not dead, but also not writing a good entry. Just checking in. If something good happened to you: Congratulations.

If life has been using your head as a toilet: Bummer man, hope it gets better.

And to entertain you while I'm gone:
Most addictive game ever
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5alvani:
i dont think i can marry her in brazil!... unless the hooker is a man.. but then where is the fun in that?? confused biggrin
peggy:
Of course....I looooove tacos!!! wink
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At a men's convention, one of the convention organizers wants to take a poll of how often the men there get laid. So he gets all the men into a giant auditorium and gets up to the microphone.
"Alright fellas, we're gonna do a poll of how often you guys get laid, so everyone please be honest.
"First, let's see the guys who get laid...
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rxqueen:
duuuuude
where the hell have youbeen?
peggy:
Ummmmm......are you in there? confused
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You don't just leave sweat on the mat, you leave it all. Your heart is pumping to burst, your arms and legs burn, your lungs feel like plastic wrap being peeled off of hot soup and you keep going. Don't give up. When you've poured all that you are onto the mat, open up the doors in dark cellars of yourself and pull out the...
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5alvani:
Bravo! love biggrin ...
5alvani:
how was the party? hope you are still able to work tomorrow night! i just faxed in your spokeswhore contract! biggrin your lawhoreyers where pleased smile
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Goin to California, goin to find my head
Gonna swim in the ocean until I'm dead
Let the infection spread.

Man I wish Layne had gotten his hands on that song.
mnislahi:
i dont know that songfrown
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peggy:
Wow...people actually watched that show.... confused

wink
minibeanie:
Ditto on Bill....
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I was bored, so inspired by Mnislahi, I have two words:

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turin:
TOGA
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TO.. puke
uglyart:
Nahh, your're not the only one who doubts the WM3 are innocent. They come across as more than a little guilty to me. Ussually crimes like tose committed in this case are not a one time thing.Ussually when a killing is done in a rituallistic and sadistic manner it's the sign of someone who will kill again. Unless the killer was in the area and moved on, there have been no more killings so it makes you think that matbe the ones who did it are locked up.
Plus I have never seen them show remorse or real concern.
Just because celebs get behind a cause aint gonna make me jump on it. And just because cops are crooked doesn't mean someone is not guilty. Example: OJ.
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Mmmmmmmmm Reel Big Fish
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5alvani:
thanks smile.. just release...
mnislahi:
yea it is a really cool band... i love it

my weekend was good.. except for sunday hehe
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My previous attempt at positive thinking is done. How can I think good things in a world where NICK was fired?
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rxqueen:
because i'm here to smother you with ehugs (sorry its the best i can do from NY) *hughughughughughughug*

zac:
positive thinking just doesn't seem to work for me for more than a few hours at a time. i think i might be at an advantage, however, because i do not watch reality television.

reprazent.
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This morning I nearly broke my phone. It wasn't my fault though, the phone had the gall to ring when I was trying to sleep off a night of drinking. The logical thing to do when your phone is ringing and you have a headache from the night before? Attempt to smash it to bits with your hand before answering.

Oh and I need one...
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neon_vomit:
HOw about you turn the ringer off?
zac:
try this one on: i was so hung over one morning once upon a time that not only could i not figure out how to answer the phone, nor could i figure out how to kill it, that i threw it out of a 4th floor window. my roommate at the time was not pleased.

dance like there's an ass in your pants.

reprazent.

ps. please don't be too disappointed in me. you seemed to have the most faith.