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Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

Apr 6, 2005
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"A man had two sons, and the younger son said to his father, 'Father, give me the share of your estate that should come to me.' So The father divided the property between them. After a few days, the younger son collected all his belongings and set off to a distant country where he squandered his inheritance on a life of dissipation. When he had freely spent everything, a sever famine struck that country, and he found himself in dire need. So he hired himself out to one of the local citizens who sent him to his farm to tend the swine. And he longed to eat his fill of the pods on which the swine fed, but nobody gave him any. Coming to his senses he thought, 'How many of my father's hired workers have more than enough food to eat, but here am I, dying from hunger. I shall get up and go to my father and I shall say to him, "Father, I have sinned against heaven and agains you. I no longer deserve to be called you son; treat me as you would treat one of your hired workers."' So he got up and went back to his father. While he was still a long way off, his father caught sight of him, and wa filled with compassion. He ran to his son, embraced him and kissed him. His son said to him, 'Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you; I no longer deserve to be called your son.' But his father ordered his servants, 'Quickly bring the finest robe and put it on him; put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Take the fattened calf and slaughter it. Then let us celebrate with a feast, because this son of mind was dead, AND HE HAS COME TO LIFE AGAIN"
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Wow, five extinguishers. You are one bad ass mofo. Thanks for coming to the rescue in my big fat lie. Maybe, it was a subconscience late April Fools i dunno. Or that i am 100% grade A Evil. Muhahahaha. biggrin
Apr 7, 2005
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toga pics are too funny..
Apr 7, 2005

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