soeffinhappy

At a men's convention, one of the convention organizers wants to take a poll of how often the men there get laid. So he gets all the men into a giant auditorium and gets up to the microphone.
"Alright fellas, we're gonna do a poll of how often you guys get laid, so everyone please be honest.
"First, let's see the guys who get laid every day of the year. You guys stand up."
A few men stand up, looking real proud, puffing out their chests and taking some high fives.
"Alright now the guys who get laid most days of the year."
More guys get up, not looking as proud as the guys who get it every night but still pretty proud.
And so it goes on down the line, each group looking less and less proud in turn. Finally the guys who only get laid two days out of the year sit down looking really bummed.
"Alright and now who gets laid only one day out of the whole year."
One guy jumps out of his seat with a huge smile on his face.
"ME!! ME!! RIGHT HERE!! THAT'S ME!!!"
"Well that's cool man, but why are you acting so excited? You only get laid one day out of the year."
The young man replies: "TODAY'S THE DAY!!!"

Well today isn't the day anymore (SG was down on the day) but it's close enough.