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Sunday Apr 04, 2004

Apr 4, 2004
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This morning I nearly broke my phone. It wasn't my fault though, the phone had the gall to ring when I was trying to sleep off a night of drinking. The logical thing to do when your phone is ringing and you have a headache from the night before? Attempt to smash it to bits with your hand before answering.

Oh and I need one of you to teach me to dance.
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neon_vomit:
HOw about you turn the ringer off?
Apr 5, 2004
zac:
try this one on: i was so hung over one morning once upon a time that not only could i not figure out how to answer the phone, nor could i figure out how to kill it, that i threw it out of a 4th floor window. my roommate at the time was not pleased.

dance like there's an ass in your pants.

reprazent.

ps. please don't be too disappointed in me. you seemed to have the most faith.
Apr 5, 2004

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