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Friday Apr 02, 2004

Apr 2, 2004
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The awesomest comedian ever

"I drove about ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say much for me, but it also doesn't say much for the emergency brake. They should call it the 'emergency-make-the-car-smell-funny lever'"
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humberthumbert:
oh yeah, mitch and i go way back.

my journal is a total downer, make no mistake. "nothing i do is fine" is a line from some angsty thirteen year old's awful beat poem on the N, this angsty preteen cable channel i love.

she meant that everything she does sucks. i use it when i'm feeling low. smile
Apr 3, 2004
grooverider:
shit, that actually happened to me once tongue
Apr 3, 2004

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