soeffinhappy

I love having money!!! When you go to the bank, and pull all that green out, it almost makes the shit you have to go through to get it it worth it. I mean how can you not love stuff that you can use to get hot dog food sandwhiches at Wawa? Gotta cut back on the dog food (or roast beef for those out of the loop), cause it's car buyin season. The footmobile has a lot of miles and is startin to run pretty bad so I need something with four wheels and an engine. Or at least four wheels and a hamster wheel.
My supervisor said the funniest thing the other day. I need my car to run on water. Gas is too expensive. HAH.
I was playing my drums with the garage door opent he other day and two fifteeen year old girls came up to me and gave me their numbers. They said to call them whenever I'm playing my drums. Sweet of them but no thanks. If only I was a pedophile....
OK so I need to be out of my house by August 28th, unless I can get gauranteed full time work. If you know anyone willing to pay me for being so damn cool, have them e-mail me. There's a shortage of people who are so damn cool so I imagine it must pay really well.
I've also switched my favorite girls around a little (sorry Fractal) but Snow is just too gorgeous to keep off the list. Maybe if Fractal can beat her in a to-the-death kung-fu battle I'll change my mind, but otherwise, I've made my decision.
OK so this journal entry is too long already, but you're not allowed to leave yet.
Why is it that the rudest people are always the most offended by rudeness in others? Rude people get so offended if you're not ultra super nice to them, which in their minds usually means giving them head.
Question of the day: Who's hotter, Sean Connery or Vin Diesel?