soeffinhappy

if you love something, set it free. if it comes back to you it is yours forever.
if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

haha. i don't think my belly will be hanging over the top of my pants for a bit. i'm still about 10 lbs underweight.

my birthdays always suck. i don't know why i love doing a countdown for them. every year i do one though.

my fat suitemate @ drexel got an ICE CREAM cake mailed to her for her birthday. she went home literally the next day too. spoilt bitch. i don't know why i felt the need to share that.

A fellow musician. I play keyboard and compose my own pieces with vocal samples. I plan to get a guitar within the next few months.

dude, you need a vacation.

*hugs*

ok, i know it's weird, but i never got into the whole parliament/funkadelic vibe...

i know- i know- i'm the grooverider, i'm supposed to dig it the most.

oh btw- no disrespect meant- clinton's a mean mutha- just not my cup o'funk.

why a hitman? you liked 'grosse point blank'? you like dark clothes? you wanna kill someone?
would you kill someone for me if i killed someone for you? criss cross- you have an aliby, i have an aliby- we both kill perfect strangers.

whadaya say? i'm sure you have someone... i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.


ok- outlandish piece of clothing mixed with an amusin habit... hmmmmmmm....

oh-ok-




check this out for a laugh-



i still always wear black!


hahaha!



lol!!!










yeah- i'm a riot to be around.


oh btw- people didn't used to be cool- it was you who was stupid.

now you've seen the light!

join our dark forces and gain power beyond your wildest dreams!!!!



i have spoken.

SMGR.

well lately i've been wearing this thing on my head as a hat. its just this little sack that sheets came in. its light blue/purple ish and...
yeah i look like a total ass and i only weat it in the house but i love it so much

Henry Rollins would get shredded by Glen Danzig. He's an actual kickboxer and can summon dark forces at will. Rollins could do a glorified field goal kick at you, then recite poetry not worthy of a high school newspaper.

I'm recording Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind. I work for an audiobook publisher.

What you need is a large male with muscles, maybe tats, that can be as intimidating as hell. Let's face it. These slimeballs are about as sexist and condescending as one can get. They prey upon people whom they THINK don't know anything about cars. About the best retaliation for this kind of behavior is lead them along for a good half hour, get them to bring out the sales agreement, then tell them off right as you're about to sign, and say, LOUDLY, within earshot of the manager, that you're taking your business to the competitor. The manager hears that, you just got yourself a deal on any car you want in the lot.

Seriously, though. Why go back to a dealership that blatantly lied to you int he first place? Take your business elsewhere, dude.

yes, i found a great car! a certified used saab--it's been totally inspected and tuned up, and it has a two year bumper to bumper warranty! you might consider a certified used honda. i almost got a honda. those are great used cars.

I had a similar dream just I was being chased thru a busy city environment and ended up in the arms of 3 alien women (I don't know how I knew that) and they said they would free me and take me back to their home world and become my sex slaves...I actually considered it. even though darts are hard to beat.

Dude Round and Round was totally going around in my head when I read that!!!

Yo I'm Tevin and I'm 15..... yadda yadda yadda..

His stuff gets better as he got older though. LOL.

Wow you rock. Round and round and round and round and round! *do do do do do do do*

Jenna

you just have to move on, that's all there is to it. you cannot be happy in another relationship until you become a whole person first. and you can't become a whole person as long as part of you is dwelling in the past, hanging onto something that cannot be.

one thing that helps me get past bad stuff sometimes is this:

i must be getting something out of this--or i wouldn't be hanging onto it still.

when i think about it, i am staying a "victim" to gain sympathy, either from others, or from myself, or my ex.
but, as long as i continue playing the victim role, i will never stand on my own and get past what happened. i have felt a little hint of what it feels like to get past it--a fleeting feeling that i hope to have again--and i can honestly tell you, that it feels a LOT better than this self-pity victim thing.

jeez, i am getting carried away with my lecturing......sorry!

wait, i don't remember if i know the details of what happened with your ex. how long were you together? shit, you're 22, so it couldn't have been that long...... what happened to end it? did she cheat?

you just described my life. except for the twisted bowel thing.

i stay up until my body just collapses into bed, and there is no chance of thinking a single thought. i think it's called depression. ugh.

you just wanna take them home and store them in a closet to use as your slave for entertainment?

Oooh.. that sounds delightfully illegal.

oooh! ok ok! umm..ViolentTortoise cos he fucking ROCKS and is so g.damn funny i can't stand it. well i can stand it. meh. i dont know. CherryBOMB & Alisa both rock me hard as well.
and THANK YOU for the props. that was so sweet of ya!!
*does happy dance*...no no wait *does joe boxer dance* ok thats better.

holy shit! happy birthday!

damn, it's 12:04....technically it's aug. 9th now.

well, happy belated birthday then.

shit! i hope the cop gave you a break after what had happened!

damn toilet. that's what i miss most about my ex---someone ELSE to deal with this kinda stuff! haha