sodome

Depends on the night...

Depends on the night...

Let's actually make this work this time.

And Happy Birthday!

Yes, I'll bet you can find some new and interesting uses for those bolt cutters. Also, you can set your sexual habits to "I buy my sex toys at the hardware store" in your profile, and it will be totally honest!

No, total honesty would be: my ex buys my sex toys at the hardware store. .

Sometimes it just warks out in the end.

I'm about to buy a too good to be true eBay purchase. And I just got one about a week ago.

I'm having dreams of Lomos lately.

Dreadlocked and pierced, I had people on the street shoo their children away from me.
Shaved bald, people seemed to perceive me as a lot angrier than I really am, which might've been aggravated by the fact that I'm a big girl, work in steel toes, and carry a wrench. But I'm SO not an angry person, quite the opposite, really. From June (buzz-day) to November, I never got a second glance, never a smile from a stranger, never got flirted with by a stranger, nothing. It made me feel terrible.
But! With hair grown to more conventional length and style, I've regained my head-turning powers, my smile-generating abilities, and my old-lady-random-conversation starter. I'm also a lot happier with myself, so that probably helps too.

Oh, I was just having a daydream about the blowjob, sort of a "you, in a position of power, me, helpless before you" power struggle. I think it also has to do with the idea of fucking someone at work, which I've never done.

What kind of old cameras?

You're easy, and I'm an exotic novelty.
But seriously, if one more straight-laced dude comes onto me solely because I'm that girl with tattoos and piercings, he can suck it. We're too old to be dating people out of a desire to rebel against Mommy and Daddy, eh?

(Ironically, my mom is cool with all my mods, but only likes me to date straight-laced types.)

good advice. thanks!

I guess sometimes I just find it hard to believe that anyone would actually find my content questionable. I mean, aside from people my grandfather's age, who are mainly just going to throw up bluster because they secretly wank to way worse stuff than that, but want to maintain their image of "respectable elder."

I dunno. It just seems like a big double-standard for someone to say "here, you can use my content!" by posting it on the internet with that license on it, and then say "no, you can't use it, I don't like you!" when informed that I'm using it. Especially since I didn't need to tell her at all; I was just being polite. Had I kept quiet, she probably never would've found it.

Glad to hear there will soon be more dirty smut in my inbox, though.

Hey! You're still here! Looks like we've been through similar relationship troubles; my sympathies.

I owe you an e-mail or two. I never thanked you for the copies of the photos you took of me, so, thank you! If you ever want to work with me again, I'd be more than happy.

xoxo

Well chosen.