socom

Geesh! Dump her already. Fucking dime a dozen, dude. Don't sell yourself short.

EXACTLY!! you're SO much better off bro. Her childish rookie BS is the last thing you need. There are SOO many better chicks out there. Your problem is you go out with these young chicks. They haven't been treated like shit by guys enough so they don't really appreciate how good you treat them.

Just be a little patient buddy. That's what VA Beach is for. Plus "i'm gonna fuckin kill you!!!!" will be back in a few weeks. You know he's not short on women. Just think how many he'll have for you when he moves to Miami! lol
Or, worse case, you're wife is just a flight to Columbia away!