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soapd

Sonora, Ca

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Thursday Mar 04, 2004

Mar 4, 2004
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There's this guy that comes into my work every single day, a scrappy little K-1 fighter with a bad temper and a 70 IQ. His name is VitaminWater, because he's also landed himself a lucrative job promoting... VitaminWater. I say he's "little" because he is shorrter than me by several inches but probably weighs about as much as a honda. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't fuck with him, but I can only imagine he is the butt of every joke in the circuits.

VitaminWater clearly chose the equally respectable professions of punching like crazy and helping others with their electrolyte imbalances because he has no people skills. He always comes in ostensibly to study ("I'm learning web design"), but clearly he cannot sit still and would much rather talk to me.

The other day he walks up to me, and, nodding to three girls I'm helping, says "Dude, I just got the greatest idea for a script". He then tells me about "The Fuglies", which is just "three fugly girls living in one big house". I look back at the girls, and while luckily they either didn't hear or chose to ignore it, he continues on about how much money he's going to make and how rich he's going to get. And I make the mistake of being generically friendly listening to him.

Now , every single day, VitaminWater talks to me about the script. He doesn't even elaboriate, he just says things like "Hey, you haven't told anyone about my idea, have you?" I shake my head. Imagine me trying to do my job while avoiding VitaminWater's eyes, because everytime I do look at him he promptly jumps up from his table and comes to talk to me more about the script.

Maybe I'll just totally steal his idea.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
neko:
i'll give you a million dollars if you put your penis in VitaminWater's little anus. then again, he'll probably jump-kick you with his pinky.
THAT guy's fuglilicious
Mar 4, 2004
fuji:
steal his idea. hes totally asking for it. it just gives him a reason to give you a good hate fucking. mmm, hate fucking.
Mar 10, 2004

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