I walked into painbearer's office yesterday and what did I see, but a HUGE paper shredder!
When I say huge, I mean like the size of a small kitchen stove. It had a gaping 1.5 inch opening for paper and some very angry looking knives staring back at me from the hole.
That was a challenge to me. So I walk over to ol'PB's desk and grab a magazine. I ask him, "Hey do you want this?" "No," he replied, not really interested in what I was doing. He was too busy reading this article. I grabbed the magazine and in it went!
"Hey, you break it, you buy it!!" PB yelled at me as the magazine was already meeting its doom. I said, "Don't worry, look at the size of this machine! Nothing can go wrong!"
At which point it did. The magazine jammed and the machine wouldn't do anything. I pulled on the jammed periodical, only to tear it off at the knives, insufficient room for me to safely do anything.
After much fighting with the machine's reverse and forward controls, I finally cleared the jam, but not before being scolded by one of the older occupants of that particular office.
When I say huge, I mean like the size of a small kitchen stove. It had a gaping 1.5 inch opening for paper and some very angry looking knives staring back at me from the hole.
That was a challenge to me. So I walk over to ol'PB's desk and grab a magazine. I ask him, "Hey do you want this?" "No," he replied, not really interested in what I was doing. He was too busy reading this article. I grabbed the magazine and in it went!
"Hey, you break it, you buy it!!" PB yelled at me as the magazine was already meeting its doom. I said, "Don't worry, look at the size of this machine! Nothing can go wrong!"
At which point it did. The magazine jammed and the machine wouldn't do anything. I pulled on the jammed periodical, only to tear it off at the knives, insufficient room for me to safely do anything.
After much fighting with the machine's reverse and forward controls, I finally cleared the jam, but not before being scolded by one of the older occupants of that particular office.
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mydogfarted:
Tori tickets we got. My sister-in-law is a big fan and made me sit at her computer and wait 20 minutes before they went on sale to make sure she got them. 
mistergraves:
PB was right, your journal is fun to read. I'm going to attempt to add you.