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...and then she said, "I have boobs too, you don't need to be looking at her. What does she have that I don't? I got a pussy too, ya know?" God, my Fontana friends are so funny. Why? Because my pimp hand is WAY strong.

I wanna be a pimp. I'd have all the bootylicious hos. Hell yeah!

I am tired beyond reason. I drove too much today. All over Montclaire, Claremont, and Upland. It sucks gas costs an arm and a leg. College students. What a devistation.

So last night, I found some pictures of my boyfriends ex-girlfriends and he got all... ::finding thesaurus:: Damn it, can't find the word to describe it. He just turned all suspcious like, I guess. I mean, it was in the past. I don't care. He didn't have to act like he was hiding anything. It just made me feel awkward. Totally unnecessary.

Last night, we told ghost and alien stories. He drank Smirinof beer and smoked chronic. The police had given us a fright, as did the orange Garfield cat. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was playing in the background as we thought up excuses for Sam the suposed slut to call her... not boyfriend.

Good times.