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We lay in bed. She read her book and I stared at the ceiling thinking, like I do.
Suddenly I come to a realization and feel the need to share.

"If I could hump anyone, living or dead, do you know who I would hump?" I ask her.

Without looking up from her book she replies, "And who would that be?"

Her voice betrays a...
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She used to name our used condoms
after her ex-lovers
as she threw them away.

All those years of us having sex
and she never ran out of names.
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when orgasms are illegal
only criminals will have orgasms
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so many questions I'm leaving unanswered.
so many "what do I do?"s.
and now I'm staying up forever to re-regulate my sleeping cycle.
it's times like this that i start doing something stupid.

just want someone that will give me her forever asleep in my arms.
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this is stupid, this is really stupid but i've got myself spooked and need to get some stuff down before i don't care.

to late, i don't care
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i'm covered in moles
and i find they want to play connect the dots with my body
vegan4life:
Happy Birthday, dude!! Hope you come up with a good connect-the-moles drawing! tongue
girly:
Just stopped in to say Happy Birthday kiss
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learning to be an asshole,
it's a little tough but luckily i'm a quick study
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read some interesting things today,
and nobody that i know would really care,

ain't i a whiney bitch all of a sudden,
(i guess it's not really sudden, it's been the norm forever really)
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then she asked "so, you a good kisser"
and I replied, "well that depends on how you like to be kissed"
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i'm just like everybody else,
only a lot different
(just like everybody else)