snowy

I'd be more than happy to write a letter.

Dear Mr Waterstone

Please excuse Snowy from work for the next 2 weeks as she has gone thrill seeking with me peering into erupting volcanos and getting drunk on Icelandic hooch.

Thank you for being understanding over this matter.

She'll send a postcard.

Kind regards

Ortus

Something tells me that after a few shots of Brennivin I won't take too much persuading. I need to get me some of that shit.