For the lovely SGUK members, and other folk
So, like, whhhhhhhhy'd you name yourself "Snowy"?
A few years ago before I joined SG (but I was a lurker, I was waiting until I was 18 to join!) I drew some stars on my stomach ( la Akemi) and posted the picture on my MySpace. Then my dear friend commented on it, saying "Quick! Nurse! Get this woman on a sunbed stat! You couldn't get any paler than that without being called "Snowy". So it stuck. In no way and I related to Tintin's dog.
So what's your real name?
Caroline. But I answer to Line.
Are you a line?
Yes.
How long is your line?
I'd say about 9'3" long
Do you prefer a line or a circle?
I've never been a circle, so I'll say line. I've always wanted to bend over backwards so far that I can grab my ankles with my hands and roll down the street. Like a circle.
So where do you live, Caroline?
Land of the Yummy Mummies (Chiswick) I had to fight my way through a 6-strong crowd of YMs coming out of Sainsbury's. I am not one of them.
How many times have you walked up and down the stairs in your house?
Over the last 14 1/2 years I would say about 23 million times. I have a lot of stairs in my house!
What do you do?
I work at Waterstones store no. 112. I won't tell you where that is. I sell books. And order books. And stand behind the till. I'm a minion in the company.
Are you struggling to think of questions that you get asked frequently?
Yes.
Why have you got that scar on your forehead?
I ran into a lampost when I was 8 years old. I was running away from a bee, because BEES CAN KILL!
How many stitches did you have?
I had eight. A man outside M&S called me "Frankenstein" the next day.
And you had glasses! You must have looked like a right twit.
Four-eyed Frankenstein. It was my nickname from my brothers.
Why are your ears so small?
All the better to ignore annoying customers with!
Why did you just stop typing a few minutes ago?
I went to the toilet.
So why were you in there so long?
I have a pile of magazines on the floor that go up to my thighs AND I have a world map on the wall. I was staring at East Timor. I bet you don't know where that is! FOOL!
What's up with you and ikillvampires? Who is he?
A charming young man with brilliant hair. *strokes*
What are you looking forward to most in the next month?
My Geometry Wars party (oh yes!), my birthday and my paycheck! WOO!
What's up with this new "accent" that you have?
I hang around half-Americans too much
What? What are you doing now?
I'm going to poon some nabs on CoD4.
And so ends this "Snowy FAQ". Please feel free to ask some more questions! Contact Snowy for more details. Terms and conditions appy. Purchase not neccessary.
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FURTHER QUESTIONS FROM INTERESTED MEMBERS
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And now I've gone and stolen a question from other members:
How'd you come across SG?
YEARS ago in the old New Musical Expess they had a review for one of the shows that SG did. Apparently it was just loads of semi-naked girls dancing around and covering themselves in gungey stuff. And I remember thinking, "who are they? Why are there so many of them?" Then about 6 months before I turned 18 they were in the video for Louis XIV's tune Paper Doll. Checked out the site and I lurked for many months before I got round to joining.
Why lurk?
I didn't have a VISA or a Mastercard. Damn you HSBC, and your Maestro! *shakes fist*
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Alaska, followed by Canada. Mmmmmmmmm 
What do you think of this "SGUK" group, anyway?
WELL, although it took me a ridiculolusly long time to get in (!!) it sure is awesome
What song are you listening to constantly? It's hurting my little computer ears!
My Patch by Jim Noir! How can that hurt yo' ears? It's so sweet ^_^
Now go away!
Okay
