snowmiser

travel notes from nigeria: day 1.

i made the mistake of forgetting to bring my immunization card with me this trip. that lead to my first shakedown attempt approximately 37 seconds after landing in Lagos. "no card, you cannot enter," he said. i said ok, i will turn around and go back on the next flight." long stare. waved me through.

me 1, nigeria 0....
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well, this year is off to an awesome fucking start. packing my bags for......Nigeria.........at least last time i was there there were no shakedowns and didn't see the barrels of any guns. lets see if we can make it two times in a row........

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

2013 day 2 -- alone in a shitty hotel bar in new jersey. drinking scotch. we are on a major roll already, people..................

tomorrow is the day. THE DAY. tomorrow at 11am et i am supposed to maybe possibly get the job offer. its the equivalent of "my brand new killer set is going up".....except for that i am a fat old man with no...
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as opposed to sitting on my ass all day, i think i'm going to go see Django.....and then to a basketball game.

nothing like pounding beers on new year's day. its called "setting the tone....."

if anyone wants a free Kindle Fire, its yours.......

time to hit the slopes......

ok, i think i am ready. 4 soups are done (gazpacho, cream of onion, tom yam, and strawberry cream). 6 appetizers are done. turkey and other "meat" is ready to go (even though i don't eat that stuff). have to get up at 6am to start cooking again.....

tomorrow is the small family about 25. tuesday is the big one -- 50+.

why do i...
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ok, christmas can officially start in 22 hours. flying back from bangkok to detroit at 5am. should be back at noon on saturday. now i have to figure out what to cook for 50+ people......vacation is work. work is vacation.