snowmiser

this is what i have to say.....

watching bullshit politics makes me want to move to europe. watching the even more bullshit political comments of my ignoramus facebook friends makes me want to move to the moon.

maybe i'll just move in-between -- to the UK. there's no ignoramus politicians there!!!

its raining. i feel like crap (for no specific reason). i'm going to new jersey for the week.

i need to quit this shit job.......

samuel l jackson is the man......

Ukraine. 6pm. it feels good to be somewhere familiar after a week of crazy-ass shit.

i just finished a big job interview over the phone. BIG job interview. i don't get nervous and i was really nervous this time.

now i need to stiffen up, kick off the last bit of this nigerian-stomach illness, and go figure out how much vodka a sick person can...
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my quest for the Iron Man award -- successfully drinking the tap water in 100 countries without getting sick -- has ended in defeat. the final tally is 94 wins, 1 loss. I would like to congratulate the country of Nigeria (and its public water commission) for a fair and honorable fight, and a victory well-deserved.

now back to the bathroom.............

Oh my god I got to bribe someone today. How cool is that!!! Nigerian tourism is awesome!

So I made the dubious choice to fly ARIK airlines from Abuja to Lagos. Back up to say that I had bought an expensive bottle of scotch on the way into Nigeria, and as a result I need to check my bag, as you obviously cant carry liquids...
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how many pints of beer should i have in london before boarding the flight to Nigeria?? i say......8.........

Danger Month 2012 continues....I leave today for Nigeria. this is not one i am looking forward to (unlike the zen-like wonderfulness of bangladesh or the "what could possibly go wrongfulness" of El Salvador). not only am i hitting Nigeria, but i get to start off with Abuja. i think i'm going to put this one off as long as i can -- take the last...
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i just drank a martini. it made me feel old. and drunk. duh!

drunk. tired. beer in hand. 5 in the morning at suvarnabhumi airport. singing carpenters songs. "every sha-la-la-la, every whooo-ooo-oo. Still shines....."

i wish i could say this was the first time.

"every shing-a-ling-a-ling that they started to sing......."

see you the USA in 22 hours......

i can't believe i never noticed this before, but at the entrance of every bathroom at bangkok airport there is a picture of the "chief cleaner" responsible for that bathroom. today is was ms. k. chunacharn who's facility i used. she looked like such a nice lady, but soon she would be coming round to mop up all the pee and other gunk. rubber gloves...
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