snowbear

I'm getting pretty slack. I haven't even changed my age in a bit. My life is pretty much the same. I am terribly overworked with the rash of Christmas parties I get to shlep beer and other easy cocktails for. I better get a hell of a lot of gratitude once everyone opens their Xmas gifties.
Apparently my lack of involvement has lost me two friends, or else people have discovered what a schmuck I actually am. I know who one of them is, so I hope her reason is the former rather than the latter. Unfortunately, I'm too stupid to remember who the second one was. You'd think it's easy to remember your friends when there are so few of them, but it seems that doesn't help me at all.
So remember to live by my motto: Cheer up. You'll be dead in 40 years.

P.S. If I can figure out how to follow instructions properly, I'll put the school pictures I finally got of my little people.