You came to me like a dream, the kind that always leaves. Just as the best part starts, it ends so abruptly. And leaves you stunned and naked in your bedroom all alone. It's kinda funny how something so soothing gets interrupted by the ring of a telephone. And you broke me like the cigarette that I busted on the day I quit. But now that I've been drinking, I'm outta smokes and I wish that I had it. Woke up to my daily headache and the realization that you are gone. Oh my sweet darling happiness you've been away from me all along. One thing that I've never said, "I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head." A lonely liver suspended in liquid. You came to me like a dream, the kind that always leaves. Just as the best part starts, it ends so abruptly. And leaves you stunned and naked in your bedroom all alone. It's kinda funny how something so soothing gets interrupted by the ring of a telephone. One thing that I've never said, "I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head." A lonely liver suspended in liquid. It's one thing that I never did was smile. Missing a case, lacking a lid. My heart bleeds for what you never did... you never did. For what you never did... never did. For what you never did... never did... never did... never did... you never did... you never did. It's one thing that I've never said, "I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head." A lonely liver suspended in liquid. It's one thing that I never did was smile. Missing a case, lacking a lid. My heart bled for what you never did until now
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Jokes
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked ..... and bring beer.
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Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.
The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.
The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"
"It's a condom," The first lady replies.
"Well, where can you buy those?"
the second lady asks.
"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.
So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.
"Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"
So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."
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when you've finally thrown up your hands
poured your heart out, yet nothing stands
it seems our efforts are wasted
but yet it hasn't been in vain
unfulfillment is killing you
seems like no one shares the same view
we may have never met but
it might be you who pulls me through
stand up so i can see you
shout out so i can hear you
reach out so i can touch you
this is our emergency
baby you don't have to be
a picture in a magazine
sometimes you're too blind to see
anything objectively
just keep on doing your thing right now
listen here take it from me
we're gonna go it differently
they'll follow when you start the lead
strength in numbers is our key
keep on doing your thing you do now
don't forget that when you doubt
that anyone will care about
a thing you do and when you're lost
someone else is always found
a thousand voices, are you listening?
the tiny spark that you create
it can inspire and duplicate
and soon it spreads from state
to state from williamsburg to silverlake
a thousand voices, are you listening?
this is our emergency
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Sorry for all the lyrics and jokes, nothing much to post about today, the sun is shining but it's still 'kin cold out there and I'm just off up to the loft to sort out some more stuff.
Hope you're all having a good one. Here have some
Smooches
Michelle xx
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Jokes
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked ..... and bring beer.
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Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.
The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.
The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"
"It's a condom," The first lady replies.
"Well, where can you buy those?"
the second lady asks.
"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.
So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.
"Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"
So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."
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when you've finally thrown up your hands
poured your heart out, yet nothing stands
it seems our efforts are wasted
but yet it hasn't been in vain
unfulfillment is killing you
seems like no one shares the same view
we may have never met but
it might be you who pulls me through
stand up so i can see you
shout out so i can hear you
reach out so i can touch you
this is our emergency
baby you don't have to be
a picture in a magazine
sometimes you're too blind to see
anything objectively
just keep on doing your thing right now
listen here take it from me
we're gonna go it differently
they'll follow when you start the lead
strength in numbers is our key
keep on doing your thing you do now
don't forget that when you doubt
that anyone will care about
a thing you do and when you're lost
someone else is always found
a thousand voices, are you listening?
the tiny spark that you create
it can inspire and duplicate
and soon it spreads from state
to state from williamsburg to silverlake
a thousand voices, are you listening?
this is our emergency
**********************************************************************
Sorry for all the lyrics and jokes, nothing much to post about today, the sun is shining but it's still 'kin cold out there and I'm just off up to the loft to sort out some more stuff.
Hope you're all having a good one. Here have some
Smooches
Michelle xx
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> 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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> 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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> 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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> 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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> 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_VSXXXXXX46US
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> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque buildup.
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> 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain
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> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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> This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you.
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> If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.