AND THE WINNER IS.......................
Anaphalaxis with a score of 70
Well done that man 
In other news......
I've just watched Evil Dead II - again. Kudos for BBC1 for showing such a classic movie
To be honest I'd forgotten how incredibly funny that movie is 
It used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid, but now, well, not any more
Funny stuff
Top 25 Condom Ad Slogans
25: Cover your stump before you hump
24: Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
23: Don't be silly, protect your willy
22: When in doubt, shroud your spout
21: Don't be a loner, cover your boner
20: You can't go wrong, if you cover your dong
19: If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
18: If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
17: If you slip between her thigs, condomize
16: It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
15: She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
14: If you go into heat, package your meat
13: While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
12: When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
11: Especially in December, gift wrap your member
10: Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
09: Don't be a fool vulcanise your tool
08: The right selection is to protect your erection
07: Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil
06: A crank with armour, will never harm her
05: If you really love her, wear a cover
04: Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
03: Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner
02: If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
01: NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
G'night all
Smooches
Michelle xx
So seek the wolf in thyself
Anaphalaxis with a score of 70
Well done that man
In other news......
I've just watched Evil Dead II - again. Kudos for BBC1 for showing such a classic movie
To be honest I'd forgotten how incredibly funny that movie is It used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid, but now, well, not any more
Funny stuff
Top 25 Condom Ad Slogans
25: Cover your stump before you hump
24: Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
23: Don't be silly, protect your willy
22: When in doubt, shroud your spout
21: Don't be a loner, cover your boner
20: You can't go wrong, if you cover your dong
19: If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
18: If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
17: If you slip between her thigs, condomize
16: It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
15: She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
14: If you go into heat, package your meat
13: While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
12: When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
11: Especially in December, gift wrap your member
10: Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
09: Don't be a fool vulcanise your tool
08: The right selection is to protect your erection
07: Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil
06: A crank with armour, will never harm her
05: If you really love her, wear a cover
04: Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
03: Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner
02: If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
01: NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
G'night all
Smooches
Michelle xx
So seek the wolf in thyself
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noctem:
In wildness is the preservation of the world......
apadravya:
thanks! 