A policeman, a concrete pig coming to life and two members from my friends list who I've never met before - what a weird dream 
Still carrying on from yesterday:
If you want a Christmas card, send me your address PLEASE
I want to send all my buddies a card 
Yes, that means ALL of you (in the UK and overseas) , so c'mon, send me your name and address through my contact details (making sure of course you give me your SG name aswell otherwise I won't know who the hell you are 
) I can't afford pressies, so you'll have to put up with a card P.S. I'm not a stalker, honest!! I just want to send some 
your way
Thanks to zanafar for sharing his address, so that's at least ooh, two of you so far that will be getting a card from me C'MON EVERYONE, do you really NOT want a card from me? 
Don't make me sad, share the and send me your details through my contact details
Not doing anything today really, he's at work all day and won't be home til 7, plus I can't afford to do anything anyway The boys are whipping each others asses at WRC on the PS2 (which considering they are not even 4 yet is quite funny!) although it does involve a lot of crashing and me having to restart the 2-player game for them 
So, what are your plans for the weekend?
Smooches
Michelle xx
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks.... but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about, my significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds
Here have some chocolate.
Still carrying on from yesterday:
If you want a Christmas card, send me your address PLEASE
I want to send all my buddies a card Yes, that means ALL of you (in the UK and overseas) , so c'mon, send me your name and address through my contact details (making sure of course you give me your SG name aswell otherwise I won't know who the hell you are ) I can't afford pressies, so you'll have to put up with a card P.S. I'm not a stalker, honest!! I just want to send some your way
Thanks to zanafar for sharing his address, so that's at least ooh, two of you so far that will be getting a card from me
C'MON EVERYONE, do you really NOT want a card from me? Don't make me sad, share the and send me your details through my contact details
Not doing anything today really, he's at work all day and won't be home til 7, plus I can't afford to do anything anyway
The boys are whipping each others asses at WRC on the PS2 (which considering they are not even 4 yet is quite funny!) although it does involve a lot of crashing and me having to restart the 2-player game for them
So, what are your plans for the weekend?
Smooches
Michelle xx
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks.... but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about, my significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds
Here have some chocolate.
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noctem:
Thank you, good morning
noctem:
Yeah, I'm outta here, goodnight. For real