snottlebocket

I had the weirdest dream last night, i dreamt i was a kid living in a house with my mom, who by the way wasn't my actual mom but looked like one of those fifties soccer moms in a polka dress.
Anyway the house we lived in had a spider in the attic sitting in a web but it wasn't just any spider, my mom told me the spiders name was Julie and she was our friend.

the next moment i'm in the attic as a adult and my mom and the spider are both dead.
stricken with grief i devise some kind of frankenstein like experiment to revive the spider, which goes horribly wrong.
i end up looking like some kind of twisted abomination, a 3ft long eight legged armoured abdomen with a twisted melding of a spider and human head on one side and my normal human head on the other side of the abdomen.

We weren't loathed though, the people in the town loved me for my kind nature and i spend the next few years helping people out and all that.
The dream ends with me sitting in a caf, both my heads sipping milkshakes with a straw when the cute waitress suddenly drops to her knees and starts strumming this acousting guitar while singing in spanish about dating me, i was so dumbstruck by the song i could only answer "si" when she begged me to date her.

I woke up then but the weird part was that i lay awake in bed in the middle of the night mulling over the dream for a hour, all the while being convinced that i actually had a spanish girlfriend and the rest was just a dream.
Felt really dissappointing when daybreak came and i started to realise i have no girlfriend.
Weird that a dream could make me feel convinced i did have one.
At least i didn't die horribly, always a big bonus for me when i dream something that doesn't involve me being crushed, broken, eaten, burned, chewed, drowning, falling etc.