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Friday Jun 12, 2009

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Mystery and intrigue! I got some text messages in a strange language this morning. Instantly suspecting this to be the work of the servants of elder gods I transcribed the messages into Google's translate service.

According to Google it's Indonesian. (and we all know how fond those guys are of evil elder gods) Google translated the first message to:

not arrogant, do not also hate. Denis pain accident ga d tengpk when there depok, Later you get a part



Strange but nothing super natural. As far as I can deduce some kind of heist went wrong and this minion is trying to appease his boss. Denis got shot or otherwise injured (it is Asia, martial arts are probably involved) but no worries, the boss will still get his share.

The next message however transated as follows:


ga nyangka family kreefft akan delete my evil clan of children kreefft ga let me have the seed of evil. The ga ga d tanggapin also Apac



Evil clan of children? Evil seed? Now I'm scared, David Carradine was only dealing with criminal martial arts cults in Asia and look how he ended up, I'm dealing with the unnatural in my very own cellphone!

Anyway if anyone actually speaks Indonesian (I think that's it anyway) could you translate this for me? I doubt it's really about evil. (also why is there a quote block around my entire post?)

ga nyangka keluarga kreefft jahat saya akan hapus marga kreefft dr anak saya biar ga ada keturunan jahat. Terserah ga d tanggapin juga ga apac

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