How is spring supposed to be the season of love when you feel too feeble to do your job, let alone spread your genes.
I seriously loathe all these plants masturbating their seed into the atmosphere. On my way to work I pass through a stretch of park and farmland, which is usually quite nice but currently I can't stop picturing the roadside being covered by quivering and throbbing flowers, each softly whispering it's pillowtalk to the world... 'yeah baby yeaaah... pollinate that shit'.
Evil little fuggers, I'm eating three different kinds of vegetables tonight, just out of spite.
I seriously loathe all these plants masturbating their seed into the atmosphere. On my way to work I pass through a stretch of park and farmland, which is usually quite nice but currently I can't stop picturing the roadside being covered by quivering and throbbing flowers, each softly whispering it's pillowtalk to the world... 'yeah baby yeaaah... pollinate that shit'.
Evil little fuggers, I'm eating three different kinds of vegetables tonight, just out of spite.
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lolalen:
That is indeed a good idea, but you'd have to known your person's last name and I can't remember it. I know it's something english, but that's all. I just have to 'bump' into him again, I guess... I have to keep my fingers crossed 
palo:
Thanks. I'm trying to turn myself into a walking conversation piece.