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Fulton, MS

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Sunday Mar 04, 2007

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Ok, so I feel soooo much better now. biggrin

I've got to do a catch-up post. There was a lot that happened last week. To start off, last weekend was the best weekend I've had in a long time! FANTASTIC! I went to Birmingham, AL with a couple of friends to see Ian Harvie and Margaret Cho. They were so funny. I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard. Some of the best jokes from the night.....

Ian Harvie who is a wonderful transgender comic....



"Scientist have been trying to figure out why people like me were maybe born in the wrong body. They've been doing all kinds of tests and studies to find out why. Me? I know why...I've figured it out. All I want to do is be able to pee my name in the snow. Yes, because right now, it doesn't work unless your name is HAMUMPFLUMP!"

"You know, I don't drink anymore. People do strange things when they drink. I was the type that I would always blackout. One time, I blacked out and went to college for a whole year. Yeah, I got a 0.9 GPA. I could have blown higher on the breathalyzer!"

Margaret Cho...



Talking about vibrators "I'm not going to use one that's battery operated. Oh no, my pussy is like the San Andreas Fault, I've got to have one that plugs in with 3 prongs, where you have to be grounded and shit, made by Black & Decker. So powerful it sounds like you are blowing leaves and your girlfriend has to wear a helmet."

"Christians are so mean these days. Always protesting something and just angry. Aren't they suppose to love everyone and everything and just be happy. Just look at how they were with Brokeback Mountain. But, they love some Passion of the Christ. I tried to watch it and all I could think of was, Jesus, honey, PLEASE use your safe word. PLEASE!"

Anyway, after that we went to one of the best gay clubs in Birmingham, The Yacht Club. I always love going and have the best time. I adored the fact that now I can go to gay things like this and see a ton of people that I know. It just makes me so happy. Here is a picture of me and a couple of my boys.



Also, on the Birmingham trip, I met several new and great people! They were amazing! I hope that this is not the last time we get to hang out. We went all around Birmingham as well. To the Galleria which I found out has the 4th largest skylight in the US....at least I think that's right. And, I got to eat at The Cheescake Factory for the first time. It was soooo good!

And to wrap things up because this is getting long.....I went to see Music and Lyrics last night. It was soo good. love I don't care how many sappy romantic comedies Hugh Grant does. 9 times out of 10, I'm going to like it. Funny thing is that it makes me want an English person that much more. As long as they will talk to me, I'll be happy. Don't care if they read me the encyclopedia, as long as I could hear the accent, all things in the world would be right.

NOTE: If it was a guy that looked like Hugh Grant or a girl like Rachel Shelley....things would be right for sure....lol


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orange_lily:
Me, you, and Shimarisu totally need to plan a girls day!

I bought one of your tube dress things. I seriously need to buy like 25. I'm never gonna wear anything else.
Mar 4, 2007
orange_lily:
I saw that he left a comment! I was shocked! And then giggled, cause his new default always makes me giggle. I am proud of him.
Mar 4, 2007

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