sniper

So I dated this guy awhile back and had a great time in bed with him like twice.
After all the good stuff he tells me he is getting back with his ex, I don't know about you but that's one of the lamest excuses I have heard in a long time.
I would have been better off with the grandma dying or something.
Anyhow, I'm a respectful gal and I totally back off thinking " Ahhhh, shit happens right?" and that was the end of it, case closed!
Just so happens my phone rings today and lo and behold it's him haha....
Like I told you the ex story was bogus.
So dude spills his guts about that one and asks why I haven't returned any of his texts?
What texts?
He was pretty good at insisting he text me telling me he wanted me just didn't want to get roped into a relationship, and blah, blah, blah, blah.
What a lying beeeeeeeeeeep!
And then to top it off he has the audacity and bright idea that I am going to just drop everything and come F**K him right then and there GRRRRR
What planet did this guy come from I wonder?
So after a sweet and short tongue lashing I simply told him to get over his self absorbed ego and if I still wanted to give him any recognition after this he'd be a damn lucky guy!
I love watching men turn and tuck tail after they have been scolded lol
Damn I really had to get that off the brain!!!
I mean what do theses guys think we are? Programmable?
He's called back twice since the first, I'm gonna make this one CRAWL!