I had a great time last night going bowling with everyone. Too many names to list and link up but yeah, some cool ass people. Thanks everyone who came out, and thank you khryptic for driving me to the bowling and steak-n-shake and thank you LibertyLux for driving me home, even though we got lost! 
On a pre-cursor to bowling. I had a kind of break down on some people at Kroger. Here's the skinny...
I go to Kroger, get some beer.
Cashier forgets to give me my ID back.
I get home, khryptic calls me to come pick me up. He shows up and asks me if I have my ID for bowling.
I can't find it so I call Kroger.
I get on the phone with this dumbass lady. I explain that I need my license because I am driving to Louisiana that very minute and I'm not about to drive across 3 states without my ID.
She tells me that it got locked up in the safe in the managers room and I'd have to wait till 4am to get it.
[insert james getting angry]
She tells me that he just left conviently after i call.
I tell her that thats ridiculous and that she needs to call the manager and get him back to the store so I can get my ID. She tells me she can't do anything for me and i'm basically screwed.
[insert bitch at Kroger hangs up on me]
[insert james now really fucking pissed]
So I jump back into the car with khryptic and ask him to bring me to Kroger.
[Arrive at Kroger]
We walk in and I ask to see the manager. The guy informs me that the manager is in the back unloading a shipment.
OH SNAP! SO THAT BITCH ON THE PHONE LIED TO ME ABOUT THERE BEING NO MANAGER THERE. OHHH HELLLLL NO BITCHES.
We walk to the back and sure enough, the manager is slinging boxes in the back. I inform him about the situation and he says they are taking care of it and they have it up front in customer service.
[Walk up to customer service]
The cashier that checked me out is looking around making excuses about not being able to find it, opening EVERY damn drawer and still not finding it.
[Bitch from the phone walks up]
She says to the cashier I know you can't find it because its up in the office locked away"
I say No No No its not, and even if it is, the manager in the back said he has a key to the safe and can get in."
[Other worker walks up]
Walks over to the drawer the other dumbass was looking in and sure enough, my fucking ID was in there.
[james really pissed but only because i was lied to and got the reach around about how i couldn't get my ID till 4am]
Me " Are you the lady that I talked to on the phone?"
Her " Yeah, what?"
Me " FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, SEE MY FUCKING ID WASNT LOCKED UP IN NO FUCKING SAFE"
Other cashier " Wait a minute you dont need to be cursing at anyone"
Me " NO FUCK YOU TOO, YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT CUSTOMER SERVICE IS ABOUT, YOU DON'T SITE ON YOUR ASS AND TELL ME OVER THE PHONE LIES ABOUT MY SHIT BEING LOCKED UP AND THERE BEING NO MANAGERS THERE. THEN HANG UP ON ME! THEN WHEN I COME DOWN HERE, NOBODY IS WILLING TO GET THE MANAGER, I HAD TO WALK BACK THERE AND I ALMOST HAD TO WALK BACK THERE AGAIN TO GET YOU GUYS TO FIND MY FUCKING ID. I'M ABOUT TO DRIVE ACROSS 3 FUCKING STATES AND YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT MY LICENSE BEING LOCKED UP AND I CAN'T GET IT TO 4AM. NO FUCK YOU ASSHOLES"... So this goes on for another 10 minutes, ha.
[I walk out, license in hand, telling everyone to fuck off, on my way to go bowling so I can now get some beers at the bowling ally.]
So yeah, thats my story, haha if anyone actually reads all of this, Ill be amazed, ha.
OK time to go to work... Fuck DICK'S.
On a pre-cursor to bowling. I had a kind of break down on some people at Kroger. Here's the skinny...
I go to Kroger, get some beer.
Cashier forgets to give me my ID back.
I get home, khryptic calls me to come pick me up. He shows up and asks me if I have my ID for bowling.
I can't find it so I call Kroger.
I get on the phone with this dumbass lady. I explain that I need my license because I am driving to Louisiana that very minute and I'm not about to drive across 3 states without my ID.
She tells me that it got locked up in the safe in the managers room and I'd have to wait till 4am to get it.
[insert james getting angry]
She tells me that he just left conviently after i call.
I tell her that thats ridiculous and that she needs to call the manager and get him back to the store so I can get my ID. She tells me she can't do anything for me and i'm basically screwed.
[insert bitch at Kroger hangs up on me]
[insert james now really fucking pissed]
So I jump back into the car with khryptic and ask him to bring me to Kroger.
[Arrive at Kroger]
We walk in and I ask to see the manager. The guy informs me that the manager is in the back unloading a shipment.
OH SNAP! SO THAT BITCH ON THE PHONE LIED TO ME ABOUT THERE BEING NO MANAGER THERE. OHHH HELLLLL NO BITCHES.
We walk to the back and sure enough, the manager is slinging boxes in the back. I inform him about the situation and he says they are taking care of it and they have it up front in customer service.
[Walk up to customer service]
The cashier that checked me out is looking around making excuses about not being able to find it, opening EVERY damn drawer and still not finding it.
[Bitch from the phone walks up]
She says to the cashier I know you can't find it because its up in the office locked away"
I say No No No its not, and even if it is, the manager in the back said he has a key to the safe and can get in."
[Other worker walks up]
Walks over to the drawer the other dumbass was looking in and sure enough, my fucking ID was in there.
[james really pissed but only because i was lied to and got the reach around about how i couldn't get my ID till 4am]
Me " Are you the lady that I talked to on the phone?"
Her " Yeah, what?"
Me " FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, SEE MY FUCKING ID WASNT LOCKED UP IN NO FUCKING SAFE"
Other cashier " Wait a minute you dont need to be cursing at anyone"
Me " NO FUCK YOU TOO, YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT CUSTOMER SERVICE IS ABOUT, YOU DON'T SITE ON YOUR ASS AND TELL ME OVER THE PHONE LIES ABOUT MY SHIT BEING LOCKED UP AND THERE BEING NO MANAGERS THERE. THEN HANG UP ON ME! THEN WHEN I COME DOWN HERE, NOBODY IS WILLING TO GET THE MANAGER, I HAD TO WALK BACK THERE AND I ALMOST HAD TO WALK BACK THERE AGAIN TO GET YOU GUYS TO FIND MY FUCKING ID. I'M ABOUT TO DRIVE ACROSS 3 FUCKING STATES AND YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT MY LICENSE BEING LOCKED UP AND I CAN'T GET IT TO 4AM. NO FUCK YOU ASSHOLES"... So this goes on for another 10 minutes, ha.
[I walk out, license in hand, telling everyone to fuck off, on my way to go bowling so I can now get some beers at the bowling ally.]
So yeah, thats my story, haha if anyone actually reads all of this, Ill be amazed, ha.
OK time to go to work... Fuck DICK'S.
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libertylux:
<3 hahaha you are so awesome.