TAG I'm IT!
thanx to my loving wife HyperMediocrity
So Here are 20 Things About Me You Probably Don't Know.
1 - I use to go looking for petrified wood with my dad... those are some of my best memories.
2 - I was middle class until I was 4, when my dad lost his job and we went bankrupt. I have lived in apartments and townhouses ever since.
3 - I was dragged thru the woods by a crazy country club owner, handcuffed to a pipe with my friend, then was taken inside the country club and waited in the dark for the police to come... in all fairness we did vandalize the place (cut the volleyball nets down, thru the brick patio into the pond, and set a picnic table on fire), but he had no proof it was us, and he was carrying a gun on him without a permit so he went to jail, ha.
4 - I had a gun pulled on me at my apartment laundry mat. You will never find me in another laundry mat.
5 - My parents are pot heads, and my mom is a pill head. Now you wonder why I don't do drugs?
6 - I went to a catholic private school pre-k thru 12th.
7 - One of my relatives signed the Declaration of Independence.
8 - My great uncle use to work at the Vatican.
9 - I have terrible acid reflux.
10 - I have never cheated on a girlfriend.
11 - I can't stand it when people brake for the people in the other lane that are turning. *NEWS FLASH*, IF THEY ARE NOT IN YOUR LANE, KEEP MOVING!
12 - I was popular... in 8th grade.
13 - I was suspended and almost expelled for putting a picture of our senior class with 2 of my friends shirts sticking out of their zippers on the internet(yeah lame I know).... Some how the bishop of East Baton Rouge saw it and threatened to fire my principle. I even had a surprise visit from my vice principle at my home, where she did a search of my computer to make sure I deleted the image... I guess she doesn't know how to re-name files, ha.
14 - I have a big scare on my forehead from when I was a little kid, I walked behind someone swinging a baseball bat and it hit me directly in the center of my head. I almost bled to death; my Dad put his thumb in my skull to keep me from dieing.
15 - I use to be able to do a 1 and a 1/2 into the pool... Thats a full flip then dive in.
16 - My favorite animal is the Sea Horse.
17 - I check our bank account more than twice a day sometimes, even thought I know we have the money.
18 - I don't always wash my hands when I go to the bathroom... I mean I don't piss all over myself and my penis is always clean bitches, ha.
19 - I have an older sister, who moved in with my grandparents when she was 8, I was 4, so we didn't grow up together but we lived only a few blocks away at any given time. We are two totally different people now.
20 - I use to help my sister with church day care, while all the parents went to church, I helped watch the kids. Yeah me + church + kids, wtf was I thinking! Ha.
There are way more but I can't think of them right now. so onto the tagging!
I now tag....
ChimericalMe
DireChocobo &
hasselhoff
thanx to my loving wife HyperMediocrity
So Here are 20 Things About Me You Probably Don't Know.
1 - I use to go looking for petrified wood with my dad... those are some of my best memories.
2 - I was middle class until I was 4, when my dad lost his job and we went bankrupt. I have lived in apartments and townhouses ever since.
3 - I was dragged thru the woods by a crazy country club owner, handcuffed to a pipe with my friend, then was taken inside the country club and waited in the dark for the police to come... in all fairness we did vandalize the place (cut the volleyball nets down, thru the brick patio into the pond, and set a picnic table on fire), but he had no proof it was us, and he was carrying a gun on him without a permit so he went to jail, ha.
4 - I had a gun pulled on me at my apartment laundry mat. You will never find me in another laundry mat.
5 - My parents are pot heads, and my mom is a pill head. Now you wonder why I don't do drugs?
6 - I went to a catholic private school pre-k thru 12th.
7 - One of my relatives signed the Declaration of Independence.
8 - My great uncle use to work at the Vatican.
9 - I have terrible acid reflux.
10 - I have never cheated on a girlfriend.
11 - I can't stand it when people brake for the people in the other lane that are turning. *NEWS FLASH*, IF THEY ARE NOT IN YOUR LANE, KEEP MOVING!
12 - I was popular... in 8th grade.
13 - I was suspended and almost expelled for putting a picture of our senior class with 2 of my friends shirts sticking out of their zippers on the internet(yeah lame I know).... Some how the bishop of East Baton Rouge saw it and threatened to fire my principle. I even had a surprise visit from my vice principle at my home, where she did a search of my computer to make sure I deleted the image... I guess she doesn't know how to re-name files, ha.
14 - I have a big scare on my forehead from when I was a little kid, I walked behind someone swinging a baseball bat and it hit me directly in the center of my head. I almost bled to death; my Dad put his thumb in my skull to keep me from dieing.
15 - I use to be able to do a 1 and a 1/2 into the pool... Thats a full flip then dive in.
16 - My favorite animal is the Sea Horse.
17 - I check our bank account more than twice a day sometimes, even thought I know we have the money.
18 - I don't always wash my hands when I go to the bathroom... I mean I don't piss all over myself and my penis is always clean bitches, ha.
19 - I have an older sister, who moved in with my grandparents when she was 8, I was 4, so we didn't grow up together but we lived only a few blocks away at any given time. We are two totally different people now.
20 - I use to help my sister with church day care, while all the parents went to church, I helped watch the kids. Yeah me + church + kids, wtf was I thinking! Ha.
There are way more but I can't think of them right now. so onto the tagging!
I now tag....
ChimericalMe
DireChocobo &
hasselhoff
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