YAY! it was my birthday and it was the best birthday ever!!
oster is the greatest. he got me:
futurama season 1
a racquetball racquet
6 different packs of new lures, including crappie jigs
and chapstick!
all of which are things that i needed and wanted and wished i had. he granted those wishes! now he is power-napping four feet above my head after giving me a stunning stealth orgasm this morning.
and amy jo*, my best friend from senior year, came to see me on saturday! and her birthday present to me was a huge, toothy fish.
no, i'm not fucking around. she caught a 12lb., 22 inches long northern pike. it was an awesome birthday present! there were a bunch of families fishing at the pond since it was a saturday, and about half of them left after she caught it. we weren't sure if this was out of sheer jealousy, or if it was because i yelled "HO-LY SHIT!" when i saw it leap out of the water. in any case, our net broke trying to bring it in, so i used the handle of the net like a hockey stick and slapshot the fish onto the shore. then we needed to put it out of its misery, but there were no rocks around to slap it on. also, it had many many teeth, and amy wanted the lure back. so we had to borrow these poor people's knife. i say poor meaning unfortunate, because when i began to use the knife, the guy holding the fish in [what was left of] the net jumped about 5 feet. amy said "they looked like they wanted to run away, only they couldn't-- because you had their knife!" to put them at ease, i kept up a running monologue.
"yesirree, all we have to do is cut it right behind the head here, like so... okay, sever the spinal cord, my dad used to do it all the time. just cut down until you hear the crunch [struggle struggle slice slice] [flop flop flop] WHERE'S THE CRUNCH?!?!?"
then we took it home where i performed the neatest gutting i have ever seen. and it was my first time using my new fillet knife! oh i was very proud of my amy jo. we fried it up in cracker crumbs with a dash of cumin in them. it came out perfectly done, moist and flaky.
my grandma gave me spongebob squarepants season 1 on dvd! granny r0x0rs! and my parent gave me lolita lempicka perfume, which i've wanted since i was 15. although it was a very quiet affair, i really loved this birthday. and i can't thank everybody here enough for all their birthday wishes. kisses to everybody! mchwa mchwa mchwa!
*remind me to tell a story about miss amy next time.
oster is the greatest. he got me:
futurama season 1
a racquetball racquet
6 different packs of new lures, including crappie jigs
and chapstick!
all of which are things that i needed and wanted and wished i had. he granted those wishes! now he is power-napping four feet above my head after giving me a stunning stealth orgasm this morning.
and amy jo*, my best friend from senior year, came to see me on saturday! and her birthday present to me was a huge, toothy fish.
no, i'm not fucking around. she caught a 12lb., 22 inches long northern pike. it was an awesome birthday present! there were a bunch of families fishing at the pond since it was a saturday, and about half of them left after she caught it. we weren't sure if this was out of sheer jealousy, or if it was because i yelled "HO-LY SHIT!" when i saw it leap out of the water. in any case, our net broke trying to bring it in, so i used the handle of the net like a hockey stick and slapshot the fish onto the shore. then we needed to put it out of its misery, but there were no rocks around to slap it on. also, it had many many teeth, and amy wanted the lure back. so we had to borrow these poor people's knife. i say poor meaning unfortunate, because when i began to use the knife, the guy holding the fish in [what was left of] the net jumped about 5 feet. amy said "they looked like they wanted to run away, only they couldn't-- because you had their knife!" to put them at ease, i kept up a running monologue.
"yesirree, all we have to do is cut it right behind the head here, like so... okay, sever the spinal cord, my dad used to do it all the time. just cut down until you hear the crunch [struggle struggle slice slice] [flop flop flop] WHERE'S THE CRUNCH?!?!?"
then we took it home where i performed the neatest gutting i have ever seen. and it was my first time using my new fillet knife! oh i was very proud of my amy jo. we fried it up in cracker crumbs with a dash of cumin in them. it came out perfectly done, moist and flaky.
my grandma gave me spongebob squarepants season 1 on dvd! granny r0x0rs! and my parent gave me lolita lempicka perfume, which i've wanted since i was 15. although it was a very quiet affair, i really loved this birthday. and i can't thank everybody here enough for all their birthday wishes. kisses to everybody! mchwa mchwa mchwa!
*remind me to tell a story about miss amy next time.
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a2_stud:
LOL great story. Happy belated b-day hun!
ultimatelewser:
Happy belated Birthday! 
Sorry I didn't get to say that earlier. 
Sorry I didn't get to say that earlier.