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Edit: Too much emo ranting! I am replacing it with this Christmas list. (What do you mean, 'November'?)

Dear Santa.

I have been a good girl this year (well, it's all relative, right?), and these are the things I would like to find in my stocking on Christmas morning:

[ ] One pair huge fluffy, possibly angora (possibly still attached to the rabbit) knee-length toe-socks for cold winter nights

[ ] One kick-ass frying pan

[ ] One pair of the biggest, warmest, most marvellous slippers in the world (for cold winter mornings)

[ ] One new ear-stretchy thing, 3mm (must look exactly like the current one, I am quite attached to it)

[ ] One sensible haircut

[ ] A hug

[ ] Hologram boyfriend

... and that's pretty much it. Thanks Santa!

Listening out for those sleigh bells,

Hugs and kisses,

Lucy.
septembre:
I've already changed it to 'I was in 17th Japan, fighting an evil Samurai Warlord to regain the honour of my ancestors'.

A hologram boyfriend? He'd have to have an advanced holochip hard-light bee. Is that too Red-Dwarf?
Nov 21, 2005

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