So what does everyone think of my new user pic? I'll probably keep this one for a while. Switching them up is cool but it's a pain in the ass, holmes. This one will get old someday, than I'll have to change it. But until then it's snakepee all day every day.
Ready for another edition of the shit story express? Here it goes. I can't take any credit for this one but I still feel it should be documented. My buddy told me this story, where he wasn't feeling too good but he woke up and tried to get ready for school anyway. He got up and had a shower. after that he called down to...
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incest:
ew-a!
Let the shit stories begin. I stumbled upon toiletooth's journal and he had a childhood shit story for a journal entry. I got so stoked, those are the funniest and I have so many shit stories so I thought I'd enter them into my journal to be immortalized like they deserve to be. Just to clarify one thing, these are mostly stories that I have...
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incest:
i really needed to take one of those morning dumps but, i had a lock on my door cos ma was afraid i'd fall down the stairs in the middle of the night. i was screaming & yelling for her or my stepdad to come unlock me to take a dump, but no one showed. i got so mad i shat at the door & when she came in finally she put her bare foot in a pile of my rancid toddler shit.
i wonder if it was still warm?
i wonder if it was still warm?
Lowrider bikes are the shit. I picked one up a month ago. It's old and shitty right now, but that bitch is gettin done! I'm gonna deck it out with a nice paint job and just cruise all next summer. That bike is gonna rule the streets, no brakes, no gears, no pads, no helmet, no problem. 
incest:
fuckin' right on.
It's all better now.
incest:
prove it.
ohhhh, FUCK! I've had a serious case of the shitlucks. This plane is definately crashing! My Nanny had a heart attack. I'm fuckin shook-up, cousin. I guess she's pretty stable, but she's my last grandma, ya know. It fuckin hurts. My other Grandma descended at this time of year, and I haven't had that, "O so special christmas feeling" since. Fuck!..I gotta go visit, like...
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Wintertime is a bowl of shit!
Today my friend Smoother and I got rid of all the junk in my back room so we could ride. We left a couch at good will and moved some other shit to other places in my house. we never did wind up riding a whole lot, we just got drunk and played Tony Hawk 4. This was my only night off this week and...
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jjay:
ahhhhhh you'll live to ride another day
incest:
earlier today someone told me my hwm cd was crap & to turn it down so he could hear himself play.
i told him to choke on his dick.
i told him to choke on his dick.
Why in the world would any one want to be called snakepiss? I could 've used anything for an alias and I chose to to call myself snakepiss. I like it though, It's funny, it creates a dirty hessian tone. Like when you read a post, my words cross you with a smoky holler.
I don't even know if snakes really piss at all.
I don't even know if snakes really piss at all.
boxterjulep:
yeah, I look at your pose, your words, and the first thing that comes to my mind is 'snakepiss'. Yeah, that's a good name. Gets my attention.
mora:
yeah, i am a fan of bikes. i think it all stemed from this boy i dated for a very long time who was heavely into BMX, not flat land though. and i got really interested in it because he shwoed me all the ins and outs and how much ability it really takes. that books that that quote is from is "The Immortal Class." good stuff, he isn't a writer, but he wrote a damn fine little piece of work. very inpirational, if i can even stomach using that word. glad you liked it.
I no wanna worky......Chloe said my user pic resembles Benicio Del Toro, which I don't think is so horrible. Not as bad as the picture at least. When I read her post I thought Benecio Del Toro? I'm not even Mexican. Other celebrities I've been told I look like over the years include: Eddie Vedder, Kramer from sienfeld, and sadlyJoey McIntire (NKOTB), I hated that...
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solisis:
snakepiss... now that's a damn funny name
solisis:
people say i look a lot like eddie murphy... or whoopie goldberg, depending on the lighting. i think i look more like hitchcock when he was fat and greasy, but whatever. opinions.
bitchin'.