snakepiss

So there's a bus full of catholic school girls, and it crashed, They all died. They're on the way to heaven but they have to stop at St.Peter. They form a line, and St. Peter asks the first girl in the line "Have you ever made any bodily contact with a penis?" the first girl shyly answers "once I touched one with the tip of my finger." St Peter says "Okay, dip your entire finger in the holy water and proceed to heaven." The next girl walks up "Has your body ever made any contact with a penis?" asks St.Peter. She answers "Well I'm not gonna lie, I've given a hand-job or two." St.peter says "Okay dip your entire hand in the holy water and proceed to your destiny." All of a sudden there is a ruckus in the line. A girl from the back pushes her way up to the front of the line. "What seems to be the problem here?" asks the Saint. The pushy girl looks at him sternly and says "Listen buddy, if I gotta gargle with that shit, I wanna do it before Wendy sticks her ass in it."