Alrigiht, let's get ready for a new year. I'm gonna try and quit smoking this year. I'm so sick of it, it's got to go. That's my big resolution. You might as well paint a white stripe down my back, 'cause I'm gettin drunk as a skunk tonite. New year is my favorite time to party. It's such a meaningful party. A celebration of time passing significantly. A time to recollect the old days with all your friends....Fuck you Hallmark, you ain't got shit. I got to bust, I'm getting all choked up. 
amina:
You are so cute, I can just picture you at midnight with your dumb hat and kazoo running around slutting yourself out. Slut yourself out to me dammit!!! Fucking hallmark didn't even have Christmas wrapping paper on December 18. they should just closer their doors, lock it up forever because nobody cares.