Ready for another edition of the shit story express? Here it goes. I can't take any credit for this one but I still feel it should be documented. My buddy told me this story, where he wasn't feeling too good but he woke up and tried to get ready for school anyway. He got up and had a shower. after that he called down to his mom to say he wasn't feeling good. he walked to his bedroom and got that shitty early morning sick shit kinda feeling. He passed out on his bedroom floor and began shitting himself. He was laying on his stomach so the shit just shot out of his ass like a fountain. His mom didn't know whether to scream laughing or give him shit. She will honestly say to this day, that he was shooting about two and a half feet of watery shit out of his ass, like a fountain. 
incest:
ew-a!